adnanshah247 Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Me, Robert and a friend the other day, on my way to drop robert off home, had some kind of weird lauging attack that just made all three of us laugh so much that we couldnt breath, we were coughing and choking, wetting out pants and having bad headaches afterwards, pulling over to release fluids, eyes watering, i had a stitch for a few hours afterwards and pains in my abs. but it was over the most stupidest, childish most immature thing, simply a dirty smell from outside and all 3 of us had some dangerous spicey food before hand!!! i definatley havent laughed like that in a long time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benkei Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 I watched 'Bolt' last night, and I haven't laughed so much in AGES! I was also crying, choking, pain in abs/sides, red faced, couldn't breathe and also spitting out my tea at some parts! Brilliant film! I highly recommend it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 I was driving down a country lane, it was around 5pm and a lovely day. I look left towards a fence post, which has the most beautiful owl you've ever seen perched right on top. He falls off. Most amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guigsy Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 I dont remember what made me totaly cry with laughter lately. But when i was in orlando with my fiance's family we went to pick her mum up from work at seaworld one evening and we were driving home with the passenger window open and my fiance drives down the road through some sprinklers that are watering the grass verge. It comes right in the window and soaks us both while she remained dry.... hum. It was funny though. Im also just watch "Hot Rod" Very funny film Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 I watched 'Bolt' last night, and I haven't laughed so much in AGES! I was also crying, choking, pain in abs/sides, red faced, couldn't breathe and also spitting out my tea at some parts! Brilliant film! I highly recommend it! When I was on the flight back from HK the other week I'd taken some relaxant pills, and I think I giggled the whole flight, and especially to some of 'Yes Man'. Was it funny? I can't really remember! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martini Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 This: WHAT THE HELL IS A CHAV???? I eat pussy if thats wat ur implying!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Finding out today that recently one of the guys at work bought in some donuts and there was one left, some of the shop floor guys kicked it around the floor a little then placed it back in the box. Well one of them then plucked a pubic hair out and pushed it in the jam area at the side of it, then comes along their manager (bit of a knob) and they offer him the last donut:eyebrows: Apparantly he ate the lot I know some might be disgusted but it cracked me up knowing how arrogant this manager can be at times:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 LMAO Adnan you donkey, it was you that caused the smell!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistonbroke Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Sitting up in the canteen at work the other week having breakfast with colleagues. One of my mates was a bit peeved about being refused annual leave by my skipper. One of my other colleagues lets out a proper ripper, and I mean one of the first thing in the morning ones. You know the ones I mean, they go on for ever and are full volume. We all cracked up laughing, my slightly peeved mate thought he would retaliate so leaned over on one cheek and barged one out. He then got up and ran out of the canteen. We all thought he was just messing about, but he failed to come back to his seat. We phoned him and he informed us he had sharted, and needed to go home. We went don to the office where the skipper confronted him and said he didn't believe him and thought it was a ploy to get the day off, especially after being refused annual leave. "really"? he said, "fine, I'll prove it". With thatm he dropped his pants and revealed the catastrophe in his pants. It had somehow gone halfway up his back !! I swear, I laughed the whole day, and even when I was busy working, the thought would pop back in and set me off again. A story for the grand kids for sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRACIE_LOU Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Sitting up in the canteen at work the other week having breakfast with colleagues. One of my mates was a bit peeved about being refused annual leave by my skipper. One of my other colleagues lets out a proper ripper, and I mean one of the first thing in the morning ones. You know the ones I mean, they go on for ever and are full volume. We all cracked up laughing, my slightly peeved mate thought he would retaliate so leaned over on one cheek and barged one out. He then got up and ran out of the canteen. We all thought he was just messing about, but he failed to come back to his seat. We phoned him and he informed us he had sharted, and needed to go home. We went don to the office where the skipper confronted him and said he didn't believe him and thought it was a ploy to get the day off, especially after being refused annual leave. "really"? he said, "fine, I'll prove it". With thatm he dropped his pants and revealed the catastrophe in his pants. It had somehow gone halfway up his back !! I swear, I laughed the whole day, and even when I was busy working, the thought would pop back in and set me off again. A story for the grand kids for sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicky Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Sitting up in the canteen at work the other week having breakfast with colleagues. One of my mates was a bit peeved about being refused annual leave by my skipper. One of my other colleagues lets out a proper ripper, and I mean one of the first thing in the morning ones. You know the ones I mean, they go on for ever and are full volume. We all cracked up laughing, my slightly peeved mate thought he would retaliate so leaned over on one cheek and barged one out. He then got up and ran out of the canteen. We all thought he was just messing about, but he failed to come back to his seat. We phoned him and he informed us he had sharted, and needed to go home. We went don to the office where the skipper confronted him and said he didn't believe him and thought it was a ploy to get the day off, especially after being refused annual leave. "really"? he said, "fine, I'll prove it". With thatm he dropped his pants and revealed the catastrophe in his pants. It had somehow gone halfway up his back !! I swear, I laughed the whole day, and even when I was busy working, the thought would pop back in and set me off again. A story for the grand kids for sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Love it what did the boss say when he dropped his kacks and saw the mess? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistonbroke Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Something about being a 'dirty c u next tuesday' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gordy07 Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stupra Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 That's a blinder . I woke the house up watching Dirty Sanchez (sp) the other night, I was cracking up. I couldn't get to sleep when I went to bed either, laughing to much before bed is not good for my beauty sleep. : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erol_h Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 A few weeks back i was driving my van down a narrow road and there was a plactic box in the road and couldn't be botherd to drive round it. I smashed into it and this guy on the pavment ducked and ran for his life thinking i was about to crash into him i laughed soo hard my ribs where hurting me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted June 18, 2009 Author Share Posted June 18, 2009 LMAO Adnan you donkey, it was you that caused the smell!!! bro that smell did not come from a human! gotta admit, havent laughed that hard ever! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Sitting up in the canteen at work the other week having breakfast with colleagues. One of my mates was a bit peeved about being refused annual leave by my skipper. One of my other colleagues lets out a proper ripper, and I mean one of the first thing in the morning ones. You know the ones I mean, they go on for ever and are full volume. We all cracked up laughing, my slightly peeved mate thought he would retaliate so leaned over on one cheek and barged one out. He then got up and ran out of the canteen. We all thought he was just messing about, but he failed to come back to his seat. We phoned him and he informed us he had sharted, and needed to go home. We went don to the office where the skipper confronted him and said he didn't believe him and thought it was a ploy to get the day off, especially after being refused annual leave. "really"? he said, "fine, I'll prove it". With thatm he dropped his pants and revealed the catastrophe in his pants. It had somehow gone halfway up his back !! I swear, I laughed the whole day, and even when I was busy working, the thought would pop back in and set me off again. A story for the grand kids for sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Not much lately TBH. Ed's boot release thread raised a smile though, and I enjoyed the cat disappearing down into the sofa clip. Other than that I've been a serious old Hector lately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patrikbrunt Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 I bought 'The Inbetweeners' series 1 and 2 on dvd the other day... there hasnt been much on tv that has made me chuckle as much as that! really stupid teen humour, but brilliantly scripted (I think anyway) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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