supraspeed Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 So last friday ive got back from work and parked in the side road opposite my house in my work pickup. Some middle aged women comes storming at me from out of nowhere and starts ranting at me that i keep playing loud music when i park up. She didn't really pick the best of times as i'd had a pretty shitty day and got home 2 hours late cos of some tit on a motorway bridge... Anyway, i, to put it bluntly say, "what on earth are you screaming at you crazy cow?" she then starts getting in my face and says ive been playing loud music when i pull into the side road and that i'm disturbing the quiet neighbourhood at the same time every day. Now... a few reasons why this is complete bollox. 1- I got back late and are normally in at 4:30-5, not 7 2- I mostly park on my drive when its not full 3- Half the side road estate is a noisy builders site 4- I don't have a radio/cd player in my truck After explaining this in quite an 'cough' civilised way, she continues to have ago at me about my work vehicle not being to her "smart/new/shiney" way and that it makes the road "unattractive". Of course i'm just bewildered that someone could have such a high opinion of themself and a low of others. I pretty much saw red and just exploded at her with the most abuse i think i have ever given anybody in my entire life....and i watch watford fc every week! She looked terrified and literally ran away lol. Now you'd have thought she wouldn't have bothered me again....haha...no such luck. Got home at normal time today and parked in side road again and some guy pulled next to me in the bay. he was playing some classical music and volume was only just enough to hear with windows open. we both get out our cars and suprise suprise, the same women appaers from around the corner and starts shouting at this poor guy! Unlike me, he tries to calm her down and basically just get an ear full about his car playing loud music! of course i'm pissing myself laughing now (much to the ladies annoyance, and the mans confusion) i tell the guy shes not right in the head, right infront of her lol. she starts yelling at me and him together, just as 2 police officers ride past on their pushbikes. they stop and one of them looks at the woman and shouts to her in an angry voice "Not you again!". i say "finally! can she be sectioned?", really rubbing it in lol. turns out after speaking to one of the policeman that she has been reported a few times in the last month and apparantly hasn't got any mental problems but too much time on her hands lol. she was told to go back to her house or she would be arrested lol. she was still yelling at all of us so i just gave her the finger and smiled as i walked back to my house. i heard some police cars pull up there about an hour later so hopefully she can get nicked lol. Long story i know but some people are just basket cases Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra_aero Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 lol. I hope your car does not get keyed now tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L18msy Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 I think you could do with a Supra convoy down your street. The noise should really p**s her off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supraspeed Posted June 16, 2009 Author Share Posted June 16, 2009 Well my pickup has seen better days, looks a bit like a large scratching post, work vehicle so its been bashed about a fair bit so if there are any new scratches i'l get her back lol. if it wasn't for the fact i'm a law abiding citizen, and the fact i like 350z's, i would have done in her 350z lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guigsy Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Whats your address. Ill drive over just for a laugh My stock uk spec stereo that barely covers the tyre noise on the motorway will blow her tits off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSK Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 I think you could do with a Supra convoy down your street. The noise should really p**s her off. LOL, thats what I was just thinking.... who has the loudest exhaust??? ...... prove it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supraspeed Posted June 16, 2009 Author Share Posted June 16, 2009 Oh, if she has a go at me once more i'm gonna lead a convoy of chavs from my local halfords and park them right outside her house and get them to crank it up and rev it till she comes out. i'l let the chavs sort her out after that, hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Shane_ Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 I enjoyed that read all that on video would go down a treat i must say lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie-R Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Thanks for shareing that,made me laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 She sounds very intolerant. She must be a well-known trouble-maker for the police to react that way to her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marbleapple Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Wish we had paragraphs... painful read... but a good one never the less Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 How about a Supra meet at yours, im sure she will be pleased with all of us arriving, daft slapper. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rays the roof Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 I agree. You youngsters with your pip hop and garden shed (or is it garage music) blairing out spoils our peaceful environment. You should buy some Chris De Burgh or Il Divo and play it quiet enough so I can still hear Terry Wogan on the radio....[ANGRY][/ANGRY] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 should have given her a cream cake, she would have serviced you as well as never bothering you again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJames Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 I think you could do with a Supra convoy down your street. The noise should really p**s her off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Unfortunately I didn't have enough time on my hands to read the whole of the first post. But yeah, well done, anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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