joke Surgeons & Politicians

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Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patient

to operate on:

 

The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see Accountants

on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside

is numbered.'

 

The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try

Electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'

 

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think Librarians

are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

 

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like

Construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few

parts left over.'

 

But the fifth surgeon, from London shut them all up when

he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate

on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the

head and the arse are interchangeable. '

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