You have to love blond jokes.....

[Suprash]

Not had much chance to vacate on you guys recently, but when i read this I knew you lot would appreciate, so carrying on from Jakes friday funny:

 

ASTROLOGY

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one

blonde says to the other:" Which do you think is farther

away..........Florida or the moon?"

The other blonde turns and says: "Helloooooooooo, can you see

Florida.......?????

 

CAR TROUBLE

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it

died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She

says, "What's the story?"

He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"

She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

 

SPEEDING TICKET

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if

he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would

get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then

today you expect me to show it to you!"

 

KNITTING

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.

Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the

wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing

lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his

bullhorn and yelled , "PULL OVER!"

"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"

 

BLONDES ON THE SUN

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian

said, "We were the first in space!"

The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"

The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.

"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.

To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at

night!"

 

IN A VACUUM

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She

rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If

you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"

She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

 

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and

asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one

was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

"HelOOOooo," answered the blonde, "they're watch dogs!!"

 

The carburetor had to be my favourite.

[Green Peace]

Pmsl

Thanks Ash i just spat my coffee over the keyboard..at the carburetor one..he he