RedM Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 http://www.27bslash6.com/strata.html From the same guy that tried to pay a bill by sending the bank a drawing of a spider. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Lmao! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benkei Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burna Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 That did make me laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 That was hilarious.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aero-M Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supradoopa Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 That has brightened my day up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveR Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 - Contains at least 1 naughty word so potentially NSFW - Also from that site, I liked this a lot. - Contains at least 1 naughty word so potentially NSFW - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris2o2 Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Thats excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 From Steves link "Yes, I have noticed that there are many gyms in my area. I assume the low qualification requirements of fitness trainers means that there is an over supply of these buffed but essentially otherwise purposeless professionals. I knew a guy in high school who couldn't talk very well and collected sticks, he used to call the teacher 'mum' and during recess we would give him money to dance. Then sell him sticks to get our money back. He went on to become a fitness instructor so I view gyms as kind of like those factories that provide a community service by employing people with down syndrome to lick stamps and pack boxes. Except with more Spandex obviously." :rlol: :rlol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveR Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 http://www.27bslash6.com/R1200GS.html Several years ago, I did some work for a guy named Andrew who drove to work in a brand new, bright yellow convertible one day. I think it was a Renault. I told him that it is a science fact that bees are attracted to yellow. Being highly allergic to bees, he then refused to drive with the top down, claiming that bees did actually seem to congregate around his car. He would not even drive with the windows down. I think the bees may have simply smelled his fear and approached out of curiosity as I had made the science fact up. ...for a cartoon character, you have to admit that Kim Possible is quite hot. I also have a thing for Lois from the television series Family Guy so I must have a penchant for cartoon redheads which is vaguely puzzling to me as I cannot stand redheads in real life. Nobody can. I have read that redheads are more prone to allergies and if this is a science fact, and includes allergies to bee stings, all redheads should be encouraged to wear bright yellow T-Shirts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Shane_ Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 lol http://www.27bslash6.com/scanningfineart.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steady_dave Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 A true everyday legend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra-Woman Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Roflmao!!! These have made it round the office this morning, hopefully there will be a few smiles today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 - Contains at least 1 naughty word so potentially NSFW - Also from that site, I liked this a lot. - Contains at least 1 naughty word so potentially NSFW - Oh dear, someone upset Jeff.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martini Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Fuck me that is funny. So good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benkei Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 PMSL!!! How long has this guy been around? He's a genius! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SILKYSMOOTH Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Loving that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Enjoyed that. Spotted the thread yesterday but couldn't access it in work. The guy is a legend, i'm surprised it always works out for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Enjoyed that. Spotted the thread yesterday but couldn't access it in work. The guy is a legend, i'm surprised it always works out for him. It doesn't, he writes them from a maximum security prison Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Bullitt Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 It doesn't, he writes them from a maximum security prison Are you sure as the link below suggests otherwise..... http://www.news.com.au/technology/story/0,25642,24674837-5014239,00.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveR Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 http://www.27bslash6.com/1000characters.html Cats I promised to look after a friends cat for the week. My place has a glass atrium that goes through two levels, I have put the cat in there with enough food and water to last the week. I am looking forward to the end of the week. It is just sitting there glaring at me, it doesn't do anything else. I can tell it would like to kill me. If I knew I could get a perfect replacement cat, I would kill this one now and replace it Friday afternoon. As we sit here glaring at each other I have already worked out several ways to kill it. The simplest would be to drop heavy items on it from the upstairs bedroom though I have enough basic engineering knowledge to assume that I could build some form of 'spear like' projectile device from parts in the downstairs shed. If the atrium was waterproof, the most entertaining would be to flood it with water. It wouldn't have to be that deep, just deeper than the cat. I don't know how long cats can swim but I doubt it would be for a whole week. If it kept the swimming up for too long I could always try dropping things on it as well. I have read that drowning is one of the most peaceful ways to die so really it would be a win win situation for me and the cat I think. "It wouldn't have to be that deep, just deeper than the cat." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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