Animal Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 homosexual necrophiliac ducks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Ok. Predictably then... 1. What were you typing in the search engine? And 2. Why was I compelled to follow the link? Quite fascinating mind you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 I did not dare click on the link to save my innocent eyes, but imagine it will be the result of animals having no consience, guilt, or morality unlike the vast majority of us. Ironic that animal posted it. Hope you didn't come across that link bud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted June 2, 2009 Author Share Posted June 2, 2009 lol, it's a link to a newspaper article Carl, nothing graphic. The girlfriend apparently found an article on it in a magazine today, so when she told me about it, I naturally typed "gay necrophiliac mallards" into google. Imagine my suprise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 The word "mallards" sounds rude. Do you not think so? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted June 2, 2009 Author Share Posted June 2, 2009 lol. "Phwoar - look at the mallards on her" I've never found it rude, but it is on my list of words I find amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveR Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Wow. What DID you search for to find that...? Interesting stuff, if not a little disturbing. Sure to find it's way to the cover of next month's Bizarre mag, eh? EDIT: It came up as I was reading the article: I know what you searched for now! Very direct! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteamAhead Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 ... best thread today, had few of us in the office laughing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 best news story this week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiten55 Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 almost sounds like an late april fools joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy442 Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Whats not strange is the fact it happened in the 'liberal Netherlands" lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supranature Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Its ironic that the article was written by someone called "Donald"....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike_Mac Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Not surprised at all to read that - Male ducks are proper little sods when it comes to mating and will regularly 'gang-rape' some poor female, usually while her chosen mate looks on helplessly. There was one male in the group that lived on the leat at the bottom of my garden with a gimp leg who was always unsuccessfully trying to see off 2 big males who were after his female. I must admit I started chasing them off myself, as he looked so forlorn all the time. I had to resist the temptation to drop-kick one once, as he just wouldn't get off. I've also seen a female duck drowned after several males fought to stay on top of her while in the water and forgot to let her up to breathe. They left her floating upside down with her feet sticking up out of the water, which isn't the most dignified way to go! Homosexual Necrophilia? Obviously it's all in a normal day for some Ducks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiten55 Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Not surprised at all to read that - Male ducks are proper little sods when it comes to mating and will regularly 'gang-rape' some poor female, usually while her chosen mate looks on helplessly. There was one male in the group that lived on the leat at the bottom of my garden with a gimp leg who was always unsuccessfully trying to see off 2 big males who were after his female. I must admit I started chasing them off myself, as he looked so forlorn all the time. I had to resist the temptation to drop-kick one once, as he just wouldn't get off. I've also seen a female duck drowned after several males fought to stay on top of her while in the water and forgot to let her up to breathe. They left her floating upside down with her feet sticking up out of the water, which isn't the most dignified way to go! Homosexual Necrophilia? Obviously it's all in a normal day for some Ducks! i'd love to live your life!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike_Mac Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 i'd love to live your life!!! Sort of like Big Brother with all the squabbling, but most of the ducks are way smarter than Jade Goody, even when she was alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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