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http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

 

I know there are a few Daily (Hate)Mail readers on here. Lord knows, you'd think you'd be too embarrassed to ever admit to it.:blink:

 

But anyway, if you've ever felt the need to have more Mail headlines in the Mail's own 'inimitable' style then click the above link and feel that righteous indignation swell.

 

Some samples so far:

COULD BINGE DRINKING HURT THE COUNTRYSIDE?

COULD THE LOONY LEFT MAKE BRITISH JUSTICE OBESE?

IS RUSSELL BRAND SCROUNGING OFF DRIVERS?

WILL CHAVS MAKE YOUR CHILDREN OBESE?

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COULD PAEDOPHILES GIVE THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY DIABETES?

 

HAS THE EURO TURNED THE MEMORY OF DIANA GAY?

 

COULD HEALTH & SAFETY MOLEST HARD-WORKING FAMILIES?

 

I'll stop now this is too good... :D

 

OMG they really do read like threads that certain people on here start. ;)

 

IS NEW LABOUR INFECTING DRIVERS WITH AIDS?

 

HAVE GAYS HAD SEX WITH BRITAIN'S SWANS?

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  • 1 year later...

That reminds me, haven't got the Mail out of the letter box yet, having got back from Ibrar's stressed from the queues those damned, green dyed hair, leftie, weirdo druggies caused, trying to get to their drug fest' at V or whatever the ruddy debauchery is called......Should be banned, the Shropshire infrastructure's at a standstill and I want to go and shoot something for dinner.

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