JustGav Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's Gordon Brown's?" asked the man. "Gordon's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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stevie_b Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 That's good Gav, very good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted May 22, 2009 Author Share Posted May 22, 2009 That's good Gav, very good! I had though of altering it to say that the cooling for all of heaven is powered by politicians' lie clocks, but that would taking it too far.....or would it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Well, if a turbo worked on the same principle, the explanations on MPs' expense claim forms could probably spool up a big single! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra Size Me Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 good one ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biguns Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 So Brown's "clock" made it into Jesus' "office". Wonder if it was brown afterwards? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Not bad..!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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