Scott Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 It never fails Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRACIE_LOU Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 ... I wonder how long before people realise..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 [*]What goes up but never comes down? Matt H's Ego Or Scott's Envy, Bitterness? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willismaximus Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Well done, just after the answers were posted too DOH!!!! Well I thought I was being a smarty pants so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Or Scott's Envy, Bitterness? Better late than never Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Better late than never Sorry, i was busy inflating my ego Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRACIE_LOU Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Play nicely boys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 What is the difference between here and there? here is where i am, and there is where i am not What are the strongest days of the week? thors day, and sun's day What nail should you never hit with a hammer? finger nail What ring is square? boxing ring What table is in the garden? bird table What is the only thing you can break when you say it's name? silence What is something you have never seen,heard or felt, which never existed and still has a name? a surprise What question can never be answered by "Yes"? A retorical question. Where can you always find money? In a century Where does afternoon come before morning? Yesterday I have cities but no houses,forests but no trees, and rivers without water.What am I? A map I am something that has teeth but can't eat.What am I? Saw Why were all the numbers afraid of number 7? Becuase seven ate nine. How do we know the ocean is friendly? It waves to you all the time What day of the week is the best for having fried foods? fry day What kind of dog has no tail? a hotdog What keys won't open doors? monkeys When can you run as fast as a horse? when you are a bucket of paint thrown over a horses head. I begin with T and end with T and I am full of T.What am I? teapot Why is 'heat' faster than 'cold'? because cold is too cool to care about speed Why is 'SMILES' the longest English word? Becuase its got miles in it In CHOCOLATE, there are three things to drink.What are they? tea, sea, cola I get dirty when your hands and face become clean.What am I? a towel When is a blue book not a blue book? wen the coveris not blue but the topic is. Why do birds fly south for winter? because its easier than swimming Twelve girls were standing under a large umbrella.Why didn't any of them get wet? The umbrella was a big turn off What is there between sea and sky? hom What goes up but never comes down? A pay rise How many letters are in the alphabet? eight What doesn't ask questions,but needs to be answered? the door A rooster lays a brown egg first and a white egg second.What colour will the 3rd egg be? white and yellow. like the first two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tee from China Posted May 22, 2009 Author Share Posted May 22, 2009 Well done, just after the answers were posted too and still didnt get all of them correct either What is the difference between here and there? here is where i am, and there is where i am not What are the strongest days of the week? thors day, and sun's day What nail should you never hit with a hammer? finger nail What ring is square? boxing ring What table is in the garden? bird table What is the only thing you can break when you say it's name? silence What is something you have never seen,heard or felt, which never existed and still has a name? a surprise What question can never be answered by "Yes"? A retorical question. Where can you always find money? In a century Where does afternoon come before morning? Yesterday I have cities but no houses,forests but no trees, and rivers without water.What am I? A map I am something that has teeth but can't eat.What am I? Saw Why were all the numbers afraid of number 7? Becuase seven ate nine. How do we know the ocean is friendly? It waves to you all the time What day of the week is the best for having fried foods? fry day What kind of dog has no tail? a hotdog What keys won't open doors? monkeys When can you run as fast as a horse? when you are a bucket of paint thrown over a horses head. I begin with T and end with T and I am full of T.What am I? teapot Why is 'heat' faster than 'cold'? because cold is too cool to care about speed Why is 'SMILES' the longest English word? Becuase its got miles in it In CHOCOLATE, there are three things to drink.What are they? tea, sea, cola I get dirty when your hands and face become clean.What am I? a towel When is a blue book not a blue book? wen the coveris not blue but the topic is. Why do birds fly south for winter? because its easier than swimming Twelve girls were standing under a large umbrella.Why didn't any of them get wet? The umbrella was a big turn off What is there between sea and sky? hom What goes up but never comes down? A pay rise How many letters are in the alphabet? eight What doesn't ask questions,but needs to be answered? the door A rooster lays a brown egg first and a white egg second.What colour will the 3rd egg be? white and yellow. like the first two. bit late aren't we?:innocent:and still got some wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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