Tee from China Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 OK, Here's another quiz which is for lateral thinkers and I hope someone will not just 'google' the answers! (you know who I am talking about) What is the difference between here and there? What are the strongest days of the week? What nail should you never hit with a hammer? What ring is square? What table is in the garden? What is the only thing you can break when you say it's name? What is something you have never seen,heard or felt, which never existed and still has a name? What question can never be answered by "Yes"? Where can you always find money? Where does afternoon come before morning? I have cities but no houses,forests but no trees, and rivers without water.What am I? I am something that has teeth but can't eat.What am I? Why were all the numbers afraid of number 7? How do we know the ocean is friendly? What day of the week is the best for having fried foods? What kind of dog has no tail? What keys won't open doors? When can you run as fast as a horse? I begin with T and end with T and I am full of T.What am I? Why is 'heat' faster than 'cold'? Why is 'SMILES' the longest English word? In CHOCOLATE, there are three things to drink.What are they? I get dirty when your hands and face become clean.What am I? When is a blue book not a blue book? Why do birds fly south for winter? Twelve girls were standing under a large umbrella.Why didn't any of them get wet? What is there between sea and sky? What goes up but never comes down? How many letters are in the alphabet? What doesn't ask questions,but needs to be answered? A rooster lays a brown egg first and a white egg second.What colour will the 3rd egg be? Answers tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 1. T 5. Water table 6. Silence 10. At lunch time 12. Gears 21. Because there is a mile between the S's 22. Tea, 23. Towel 26. It wasn't raining 29. 11 31. Roosters don't lay eggs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 What is the difference between here and there? A 't' ? What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday & Sunday? Where the "week" ends? What nail should you never hit with a hammer? Finger What ring is square? Boxing What table is in the garden? Patio What is the only thing you can break when you say it's name? Silence What is something you have never seen,heard or felt, which never existed and still has a name? What question can never be answered by "Yes"? Where can you always find money? In a bank? Where does afternoon come before morning? Funeral? I have cities but no houses,forests but no trees, and rivers without water.What am I? Lost? I am something that has teeth but can't eat.What am I? Saw? Why were all the numbers afraid of number 7? he 8 9? How do we know the ocean is friendly? What day of the week is the best for having fried foods? Fryday? What kind of dog has no tail? A sad one What keys won't open doors? Music When can you run as fast as a horse? a zebra? I begin with T and end with T and I am full of T.What am I? Why is 'heat' faster than 'cold'? Why is 'SMILES' the longest English word? In CHOCOLATE, there are three things to drink.What are they? Milk, Coco, ? I get dirty when your hands and face become clean.What am I? Water? Or cloth When is a blue book not a blue book? when its 'read' Why do birds fly south for winter? To get away from it all Twelve girls were standing under a large umbrella.Why didn't any of them get wet? It wasn't raining? They are under an umbrella? What is there between sea and sky? Matt H's Ego What goes up but never comes down? Matt H's Ego How many letters are in the alphabet? 11 What doesn't ask questions,but needs to be answered? Phone A rooster lays a brown egg first and a white egg second.What colour will the 3rd egg be? A rooster lays eggs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 hahahaha, like 27 and 28... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Budz86 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 5. Bird table 7. Tomorrow 8. What is your name 14. It always waves 16. Hot dog 18. A Vet's/when it's dead 28. Inflation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozz Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 7: nothing 9: back of the sofa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 What is the difference between here and there? T What are the strongest days of the week? What nail should you never hit with a hammer? Finger / thumb What ring is square? boxing What table is in the garden? bird? What is the only thing you can break when you say it's name? silence What is something you have never seen,heard or felt, which never existed and still has a name? the universe / a deity? What question can never be answered by "Yes"? have you stopped beating your wife? Where can you always find money? Where does afternoon come before morning? at a wedding? I have cities but no houses,forests but no trees, and rivers without water.What am I? I am something that has teeth but can't eat.What am I? saw Why were all the numbers afraid of number 7? 7 8 9 How do we know the ocean is friendly? because it waves? What day of the week is the best for having fried foods? friday What kind of dog has no tail? doberman? What keys won't open doors? pi-keys? When can you run as fast as a horse? when you're riding the horse? I begin with T and end with T and I am full of T.What am I? teapot Why is 'heat' faster than 'cold'? you can catch a cold Why is 'SMILES' the longest English word? mile between start and end In CHOCOLATE, there are three things to drink.What are they? cola, tea, cocoa I get dirty when your hands and face become clean.What am I? flannel / washing implement When is a blue book not a blue book? when the lights are turned off? Why do birds fly south for winter? because they're sensible and don't get overcharged for airport taxes? Twelve girls were standing under a large umbrella.Why didn't any of them get wet? it wasn't raining What is there between sea and sky? air What goes up but never comes down? your age How many letters are in the alphabet? 11 What doesn't ask questions,but needs to be answered? consequences of your actions? A rooster lays a brown egg first and a white egg second.What colour will the 3rd egg be? roosters are male so this one has issues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozz Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 10: dictionary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caseys Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Added on to ScottM's answers...What is the difference between here and there? A 't' ? What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday & Sunday? Where the "week" ends? What nail should you never hit with a hammer? Finger What ring is square? Boxing What table is in the garden? Patio or water-table or even a bird table. What is the only thing you can break when you say it's name? Silence What is something you have never seen,heard or felt, which never existed and still has a name? infinity? zero? What question can never be answered by "Yes"? What is the opposite of Yes? Where can you always find money? In a mint / federal reserve Where does afternoon come before morning? The dictionary I have cities but no houses,forests but no trees, and rivers without water.What am I? The planet Mars (i think) I am something that has teeth but can't eat.What am I? Saw? Why were all the numbers afraid of number 7? he 8 9? How do we know the ocean is friendly? Because it waves What day of the week is the best for having fried foods? Fryday? What kind of dog has no tail? A hotdog? What keys won't open doors? Piano keys. Encryption Keys? When can you run as fast as a horse? When you're falling off a cliff? On Ice? Erm.. I begin with T and end with T and I am full of T.What am I? A teapot Why is 'heat' faster than 'cold'? Because cold things are generally frozen and can't move? Why is 'SMILES' the longest English word? There's a mile in the middle of it In CHOCOLATE, there are three things to drink.What are they? Tea, Late, Cha? I get dirty when your hands and face become clean.What am I? A towel/flannel When is a blue book not a blue book? Blue book - another term for a technical manual... not at all 'blue'? Why do birds fly south for winter? Is this the same as why dogs can't look up? Twelve girls were standing under a large umbrella.Why didn't any of them get wet? It wasn't raining? What is there between sea and sky? What goes up but never comes down? How many letters are in the alphabet? a, b, e, h, l, p, t - 7? What doesn't ask questions,but needs to be answered? Your bowels. I may be wrong on that one A rooster lays a brown egg first and a white egg second.What colour will the 3rd egg be? Depends what the hen lays. the Rooster can 'lay' on the eggs but not actually gestate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 What is the difference between here and there? The letter T. What are the strongest days of the week? The Weekend What nail should you never hit with a hammer? Finger nail What ring is square? Boxing Ring What table is in the garden? Bird Table What is the only thing you can break when you say it's name? Silence What is something you have never seen,heard or felt, which never existed and still has a name? Nothing What question can never be answered by "Yes"? What is opposite of YES? Where can you always find money? In a Mint Where does afternoon come before morning? In the dictionary I have cities but no houses,forests but no trees, and rivers without water.What am I? I am something that has teeth but can't eat.What am I? A saw Why were all the numbers afraid of number 7? How do we know the ocean is friendly? It waves to us What day of the week is the best for having fried foods? Friday What kind of dog has no tail? A Hot Dog What keys won't open doors? Piano Key. When can you run as fast as a horse? I begin with T and end with T and I am full of T. What am I? A Teapot Why is 'heat' faster than 'cold'? Why is 'SMILES' the longest English word? In CHOCOLATE, there are three things to drink.What are they? Cola, Laté, Tea I get dirty when your hands and face become clean.What am I? A flannel When is a blue book not a blue book? When it's read (red) Why do birds fly south for winter? Its too far to walk Twelve girls were standing under a large umbrella.Why didn't any of them get wet? It wasn't raining What is there between sea and sky? And What goes up but never comes down? An umbrella How many letters are in the alphabet? 11 What doesn't ask questions,but needs to be answered? The call of nature? A phone ringing? A rooster lays a brown egg first and a white egg second.What colour will the 3rd egg be? A sh!t if its a Rooster!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 What is the difference between here and there? The letter T. What are the strongest days of the week? The Weekend What nail should you never hit with a hammer? Finger nail What ring is square? Boxing /Wrestling Ring What table is in the garden? Bird Table What is the only thing you can break when you say it's name? Silence What is something you have never seen,heard or felt, which never existed and still has a name? Emotion (get me). What question can never be answered by "Yes"? Are you dead? Where can you always find money? JamiePs wallet. Where does afternoon come before morning? In the dictionary I have cities but no houses,forests but no trees, and rivers without water.What am I? Shoot 'em up I am something that has teeth but can't eat.What am I? A saw Why were all the numbers afraid of number 7? How do we know the ocean is friendly? It waves to us What day of the week is the best for having fried foods? Friday What kind of dog has no tail? A Hot Dog What keys won't open doors? Piano Key. When can you run as fast as a horse? When the horse can't run. I begin with T and end with T and I am full of T. What am I? A Teapot Why is 'heat' faster than 'cold'? Why is 'SMILES' the longest English word? Has a mile between the S's In CHOCOLATE, there are three things to drink.What are they? Cola, Tea, Ale. I get dirty when your hands and face become clean.What am I? A flannel When is a blue book not a blue book? When it's read (red) Why do birds fly south for winter? Its too far to walk Twelve girls were standing under a large umbrella.Why didn't any of them get wet? It wasn't raining What is there between sea and sky? And What goes up but never comes down? An umbrella How many letters are in the alphabet? 11 What doesn't ask questions,but needs to be answered? The call of nature? A phone ringing? A rooster lays a brown egg first and a white egg second.What colour will the 3rd egg be? A sh!t if its a Rooster!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiceRocket Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 where can you always find money? JamiePs wallet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andygood Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 OK, Here's another quiz which is for lateral thinkers and I hope someone will not just 'google' the answers! (you know who I am talking about) What question can never be answered by "Yes"? "Have you stopped beating your wife yet?" (can't be answered by 'No' either) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 What question can never be answered by "Yes"? have you stopped beating your wife? "Have you stopped beating your wife yet?" (can't be answered by 'No' either) I call repost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andygood Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I call repost D'oh! Sorry 'bout that, bud! 'Great minds'... blahdy-blah.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 What table is in the garden? A vegetable What is something you have never seen,heard or felt, which never existed and still has a name? The future Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathew Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 why were all the numbers afraid of 7? because 7 8(ate) 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathew Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 11 - cities without houses forest without trees etc? a map Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 why were all the numbers afraid of 7? because 7 8(ate) 9 Repost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tee from China Posted May 20, 2009 Author Share Posted May 20, 2009 Hah nice try guys - so of you kill me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tee from China Posted May 20, 2009 Author Share Posted May 20, 2009 Well done guys, some 'interesting' answers there. here are the ones I had : 1. the letter 't' 2. Saturday and Sunday as all the others are 'weak days' 3. finger or thumb 4. boxing ring 5. vegetable 6. silence 7. nothing 8. are you asleep? 9. a bank 10. a dictionary 11. a map 12. comb or saw 13. 7 ate 9 14. it waves 15. Friday 16. a hot dog 17. monkeys, donkeys and turkeys 18. when you are riding one 19. a teapot 20. you can catch a cold 21. there is a mile between the first and last 's' 22. cocoa, cola and tea 23. flannel or towel 24. when its red(read) 25. too far to walk 26. it wasn't raining 27. the word 'and' 28. your age 29. 11 30. a telephone 31. A rooster cant lay eggs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willismaximus Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 What is the difference between here and there? T What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday (The others are week days) What nail should you never hit with a hammer? Finger Nail What ring is square? Boxing What table is in the garden? Bird Table What is the only thing you can break when you say it's name? Silence What is something you have never seen,heard or felt, which never existed and still has a name? What question can never be answered by "Yes"? Are you dead? Where can you always find money? a bank (Might not be mine though ) Where does afternoon come before morning? Alphabetically I have cities but no houses,forests but no trees, and rivers without water.What am I? an OS map I am something that has teeth but can't eat.What am I? A saw Why were all the numbers afraid of number 7? because 7 8 (ate) 9 How do we know the ocean is friendly? What day of the week is the best for having fried foods? Friday/Fryday What kind of dog has no tail? What keys won't open doors? The kind on the side of maps When can you run as fast as a horse? When it's standing still I begin with T and end with T and I am full of T.What am I? Teapot Why is 'heat' faster than 'cold'? Why is 'SMILES' the longest English word? Because it's miles long???? In CHOCOLATE, there are three things to drink.What are they? COLA, Late and cocoa I get dirty when your hands and face become clean.What am I? Hand/Wash cloth When is a blue book not a blue book? When it's read/red Why do birds fly south for winter? To find warmth I guess Twelve girls were standing under a large umbrella.Why didn't any of them get wet? Because it was reeeeally big... or because it wasn't raining and it was an umbrella to shade them from the sun What is there between sea and sky? What goes up but never comes down? Your age How many letters are in the alphabet? 11 What doesn't ask questions,but needs to be answered? A ringing phone A rooster lays a brown egg first and a white egg second.What colour will the 3rd egg be? Roosters don't lay eggs, they're male Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 What is the difference between here and there? T What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday (The others are week days) What nail should you never hit with a hammer? Finger Nail What ring is square? Boxing What table is in the garden? Bird Table What is the only thing you can break when you say it's name? Silence What is something you have never seen,heard or felt, which never existed and still has a name? What question can never be answered by "Yes"? Are you dead? Where can you always find money? a bank (Might not be mine though ) Where does afternoon come before morning? Alphabetically I have cities but no houses,forests but no trees, and rivers without water.What am I? an OS map I am something that has teeth but can't eat.What am I? A saw Why were all the numbers afraid of number 7? because 7 8 (ate) 9 How do we know the ocean is friendly? What day of the week is the best for having fried foods? Friday/Fryday What kind of dog has no tail? What keys won't open doors? The kind on the side of maps When can you run as fast as a horse? When it's standing still I begin with T and end with T and I am full of T.What am I? Teapot Why is 'heat' faster than 'cold'? Why is 'SMILES' the longest English word? Because it's miles long???? In CHOCOLATE, there are three things to drink.What are they? COLA, Late and cocoa I get dirty when your hands and face become clean.What am I? Hand/Wash cloth When is a blue book not a blue book? When it's read/red Why do birds fly south for winter? To find warmth I guess Twelve girls were standing under a large umbrella.Why didn't any of them get wet? Because it was reeeeally big... or because it wasn't raining and it was an umbrella to shade them from the sun What is there between sea and sky? What goes up but never comes down? Your age How many letters are in the alphabet? 11 What doesn't ask questions,but needs to be answered? A ringing phone A rooster lays a brown egg first and a white egg second.What colour will the 3rd egg be? Roosters don't lay eggs, they're male Well done, just after the answers were posted too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedrosixfour Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 5 = vegtable 20 = you can catch a cold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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