ClaireRZ-S Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 I've never talked about this on a forum before, but I really would appreciate your advice on what could be a life-changing decision. I've suspected for some time now that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. The usual signs really... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. He has been going out with the lads a lot recently although when I ask their names he always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for him in the taxi coming home, but he always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if he has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe he wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her mobile up to see what the time was and he went ape **** and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on him. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with him and I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night he went out again and I really decided to check on him. I decided I was going to park my car next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when he came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my car, that I noticed that the sump on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I could fix myself or should I take it somewhere to be done professionally? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra_aero Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 This should be in members area methinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra_aero Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 I am confused - is the oil leak an analogy or am I being slow ? Are you asking about the leak or your bf troubles or both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dibbleyuk Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 ***JOKE*** lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaireRZ-S Posted May 7, 2009 Author Share Posted May 7, 2009 haha it was a joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra_aero Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 what a dufus I am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Multics Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 I am confused - is the oil leak an analogy or am I being slow ? Are you asking about the leak or your bf troubles or both. haha it was a joke And an old one at that. I suppose a girl asking puts a new twist on it though. what a dufus I am Yep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaireRZ-S Posted May 7, 2009 Author Share Posted May 7, 2009 And an old one at that. I suppose a girl asking puts a new twist on it though. you copped it, the rest of them idiots didn't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 not to fear we are here! hang on im confused. so your not worried about your boyfriend? i was going to say he came online once possing to be you asking if theres a few fit girls about, i was wondering if you were a lesbian...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 you copped it, the rest of them idiots didn't Using "her" phone instead of "his" gave it away straight away for me. Nice to see you got a big bite though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 i have seen this joke somewhere before, maybe a respot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 i have seen this joke somewhere before, maybe a respot. Is that a potnoodle rival? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJames Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Budz86 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Very good Claire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Using "her" phone instead of "his" gave it away straight away for me. Nice to see you got a big bite though Yep, well spotted. Good effort. Be ironic though if he was banging the tits off some old bint though, eh? Joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Shane_ Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 lol ^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheefa Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 what a dufus I am PRIME TIME at that. Well done mate! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomgeer Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Saw through it straight away but it made me laugh. Very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Carsten Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Aweeeeeesooome ! You rock man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 I think it was Ewen that posted this the first time, it then got linked from forums around the world within a couple of days. We had something like 50000 hits on the thread in one day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 I once picked her mobile up to see what the time was and he went ape **** and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on him. Very good Claire, but you missed a couple, which made me wonder. EDIT: That'll teach me to read all the replies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony tt Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Suprapr0ject Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 slightly old, but still good! X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Didn't fall for it..... (this time), a few years back in my newbie days, I remember Bill Prawn doing that, and I sent such a heartfelt PM to him explaining that I knew the situation since my ex-wfe..blah blah... Felt a little silly afterwards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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