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Not the most addictive drug though... You can look closer to home to find those unforunteatly

 

Right. I've looked close to my home. Just now. It's a nice day, so I popped out of the house just a few feet. All I can see is 3 fast food shops. Is the drug closer to home...Kebabs?

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Right. I've looked close to my home. Just now. It's a nice day, so I popped out of the house just a few feet. All I can see is 3 fast food shops. Is the drug closer to home...Kebabs?

 

I think he might mean crack.

 

... after all, everyone has one of those close to home.

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You really meant Russell Grant didn't you :)

Yes. Then I realised it wouldn't have worked. :)

 

 

:lol: you try to hard lbm, and it's finally paid off! only taken 4k posts to get there! :D

 

Bog off you, I remember having quite a good moment around post # 1795 :D

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Apparently Fatima Whitbread was stopped at Heahtrow with 3 pounds of crack in her underpants recently.

 

 

Fatima Whitbread went to the Docs the other day she said " Doc, I'm a bit worried about some hair growing around one of my nipples."

The Doc replied, "Well how far is the exent of this hair growth?"

 

She replied, "All the way down to my bollocks."

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Fatima Whitbread went to the Docs the other day she said " Doc, I'm a bit worried about some hair growing around one of my nipples."

The Doc replied, "Well how far is the exent of this hair growth?"

 

She replied, "All the way down to my bollocks."

 

:D Poor old Fatima.

Where is he now?

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Fatima Whitbread went to the Docs the other day she said " Doc, I'm a bit worried about some hair growing around one of my nipples."

The Doc replied, "Well how far is the exent of this hair growth?"

 

She replied, "All the way down to my bollocks."

 

:D Poor old Fatima.

Where is he now?

 

:D:d

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