add heywood Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Just sat on the couch with the laptop when I see something out the corner of my eye moving across the floor. Look like a pissin tarantula. Now I'm scared shitless of spiders, just ran and got a glass and now it's trapped underneath it looking at me. I think I've pissed it off. What should I do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Let it go you big woose, spiders eat flies so they are good for the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Get a piece of paper and trap it in the glass and flush to down the lavy pan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Just sat on the couch with the laptop when I see something out the corner of my eye moving across the floor. Look like a pissin tarantula. Now I'm scared $#@!less of spiders, just ran and got a glass and now it's trapped underneath it looking at me. I think I've pissed it off. What should I do? Slide card/papee slowly under the glass take it outside and let it go before you do pic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony tt Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 stick a magazine under the glass so the little bugger is on the mag with the glass over it then just throw it outside! Failing that a good size 10 generaly does the trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
add heywood Posted April 30, 2009 Author Share Posted April 30, 2009 It's trying to climb up the glass. The girlfriend is out till 11. She usually sorts stuff out like this I am honestly petrified of them. I thought Id done well putting a glass over it. Last time this happened I had to get my neighbour to sort it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jevansio Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Don't worry, it's probably more scared of.............. ah who am I kidding, don't lift that glass up or it'll kill you!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
add heywood Posted April 30, 2009 Author Share Posted April 30, 2009 Right here goes ive got a pizza menu to slide under it....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobgoblin Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 One day auction on ebay? Specify winner to collect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
add heywood Posted April 30, 2009 Author Share Posted April 30, 2009 :(:( I can't do it...... I've just phoned next door to come get it. I feel like a girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Dublin Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Is it one of the poisonous ones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Set fire to the house. It's the only way to be sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
add heywood Posted April 30, 2009 Author Share Posted April 30, 2009 It's brown.......and looking at me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 A pizza menu is too thin. If you put your hand under it, it will sense the heat, bite through the menu and into your hand. Make sure its babies aren't in your hair or on your head. You can usually feel them just as they are about to bite. Its like a tingling sensation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 It's brown.......and looking at me. Waiting for the perfect time to kill you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
add heywood Posted April 30, 2009 Author Share Posted April 30, 2009 Waiting for the perfect time to kill you? Exactly, it's scheming something. I think It knows my weakness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Give it a Lemsip and a w**k. They cant do it for themselves, as they dont have hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
add heywood Posted April 30, 2009 Author Share Posted April 30, 2009 Give it a Lemsip and a w**k. They cant do it for themselves, as they dont have hands. Lol, think I'll need one after this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 I'm thinking a lineup might help to identify the culprit. Is it this one?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony tt Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 It's brown.......and looking at me. I would be looking at you too if i had a glass put over my world and left for everyone to look at like big brother! Is it hairy? Watch its not a female they can have up to 70 babies!! And plug your ears tonight it might fancy the warm hole to hide in! Just kidding bud im sure its harmless and when the neighbour comes round it will be sent on its way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
add heywood Posted April 30, 2009 Author Share Posted April 30, 2009 I'm thinking a lineup might help to identify the culprit. Is it this one?? Looks like his brother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Bullitt Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Take a picture and post it up, I'll try to do my best to identify it. Don't let it go or touch it just incase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony tt Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 I'm thinking a lineup might help to identify the culprit. Is it this one?? http://australian-insects.com/imguploads/Black-House-Spider.jpg Hairy wee Bast@rd! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
add heywood Posted April 30, 2009 Author Share Posted April 30, 2009 im sure its harmless and when the neighbour comes round it will be sent on its way. He has just laughed at me down the phone and told me to f*** off I wish I had nice neighbours lol Right, Im going to try again. Just found Deb's Now magazine. That should be thick enough to not bite through lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
add heywood Posted April 30, 2009 Author Share Posted April 30, 2009 Take a picture and post it up, I'll try to do my best to identify it. Don't let it go or touch it just incase. No, you will all laugh at me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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