Scott Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 If it looks anything like this then rest assured you have a very rare disease called Macrodactyly http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/03ardwG8DVbeK/610x.jpg That'll confuse them at the clinic!! Has he been drawing on his hand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PJ Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Yes, I do believe he has. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Trust Kranz to come in with these insane comments and idea's about what it could be.... lol I broke my own finger and took a picture so he could compare it... Does it look like this??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 lol I broke my own finger and took a picture so he could compare it... Does it look like this??? Dude, that's brutal! I'm all for club spirit, but breaking your finger just to give another member something to compare his injury to is hardcore. Possibly the most metal post ever, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 So your penis has swollen up a bit, which you noticed while you were fiddling with some crumpet? I would not worry mate, it's completely normal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest P13SST Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 My right index finger has swollen a bit, bloke at work said his thumb swelled up on Friday and he felt crap all weekend! It’s only the middle section and it’s not huge, just feels a bit swollen - no pain or redness or anything. What do you reckon? Have I got MRSA? There’re no breaks in the skin and I don’t remember anything happening to cause it, I noticed it when fiddling with the crumpet packet at home and moving some vitamin tubs. Am i right in understanding you and the other guy both had it at the same time? If so I'd say its most likely oedema due to a contact poison, probably a spillage at work. I would also report it to your work. Give it a few days before seeking professional help. NO its not MRSA You haven't got MRSA until you go to the hospital. Stay away from there and you'll be fine, banana fingers. Well in fact over 75% of people have it in their nose, the whole hospital idea is a myth. The reason it shows up there surprise surprise is because it is full of ill and immuno-compromised people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Have you ever seen "Crash and burn"? 1990 scifi movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted May 1, 2009 Author Share Posted May 1, 2009 stop being a pansy and ignore it I did, it's mostly gone now. You dead yet?! Unfortunately no, that would have paid off the mortgage too. You clearly didn't eat enough dirt as a kid! I ate worms, we have photos to prove it! (by photos I mean those printed glossy things in books that old people seem to have - so don't ask me to post them. I don't have a scanner ). I broke my own finger and took a picture so he could compare it... Does it look like this??? Not really no. Thanks anyway though. Have you ever seen "Crash and burn"? 1990 scifi movie. Yes!!! Awesome, what was the other one? A prequel or sequel to it. Why what happened in that? I don't remember. Do you have them at home and can I borrow them haven't seen those for YEARS!!!! Am i right in understanding you and the other guy both had it at the same time? If so I'd say its most likely oedema due to a contact poison, probably a spillage at work. I would also report it to your work. Give it a few days before seeking professional help. NO its not MRSA Phew! Thanks. Bit late now cos they've both gone back to more or less normal, a bit tender but no swelling, almost feels like an old bruise now. I didn't seem to get ill and a numb arm like matey at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Yes!!! Awesome, what was the other one? A prequel or sequel to it. Why what happened in that? I don't remember. Do you have them at home and can I borrow them haven't seen those for YEARS!!!! . Robot Jox Yeah i'm pretty sure i have both of them lying around on DVD somewhere. If i can find them i'll send you out a co.. i mean.. them. The first one is robot jox. A gameshow type thing where contestants fight in massive robots. The 2nd one is crash and burn, although copyright issues made them change them name from robot jox 2. The actual robot jox 2 is shit. In crash and burn technology has been outlawed but the machines are trying to make a comeback. There are spies among the humans and a delivery guy has to help them out at a radio station, or a tv station or something like that. They do a test with the blood, as the androids aren't meant to have any. It turns out they have synthetic blood and when in contact with human blood it reacts. Makes a big fat guys thumb swell up like a balloon. Damn my "witty" comment is needing a lot of explaining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted May 1, 2009 Author Share Posted May 1, 2009 OMG yes Robot Jox, why didn't I remember that!! I've searched and found some info, apparently the 2 films Robot Jox and Robot Jox 2: Crash and Burn were completely unrelated, even though they shared the name and some characters!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 OMG yes Robot Jox, why didn't I remember that!! I've searched and found some info, apparently the 2 films Robot Jox and Robot Jox 2: Crash and Burn were completely unrelated, even though they shared the name and some characters!! Crash and burn was meant to be robot jox 2. It was even called that in the states iirc. They were told to change the name due to copyright issues as it wasn't the same makers of the movie, they just leeched off of the robot jox franchise. Its a shame really as crash and burn was OK IMO. Robot jox 2 is shocking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted May 1, 2009 Author Share Posted May 1, 2009 Yeah there was a Robot Wars film, was that RJ2 officially? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Yeah there was a Robot Wars film, was that RJ2 officially? Thats the one lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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