tbourner Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 My right index finger has swollen a bit, bloke at work said his thumb swelled up on Friday and he felt crap all weekend! It’s only the middle section and it’s not huge, just feels a bit swollen - no pain or redness or anything. What do you reckon? Have I got MRSA? There’re no breaks in the skin and I don’t remember anything happening to cause it, I noticed it when fiddling with the crumpet packet at home and moving some vitamin tubs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave17 Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Swine Flu - Your dead mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Yep, dead - can I have your car?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 You haven't got MRSA until you go to the hospital. Stay away from there and you'll be fine, banana fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Edward Sausage Fingers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 I noticed it when fiddling with the crumpet There's your problem then mate! STI!!! Clamydia is my guess! If i had a qoutes section in my sig, then that would be in there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caseys Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Lemsip and a w*** not cure it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra dan Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 if it explodes it will be an alien Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Lemsip and a w*** not cure it? Depends if it's put his hand out of action or not I guess . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Don't know, it could feel like someone else's hand (with really fat, deformed fingers...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duffman Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Yep defo a dose of the pig flu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted April 29, 2009 Author Share Posted April 29, 2009 Swine Flu - Your dead mate My dead? Yep, dead - can I have your car?! Yes. If you give me some money now on the understanding that if I don't die you don't get it but I keep the money? Edward Sausage Fingers That's what they call me! There's your problem then mate! STI!!! Clamydia is my guess! If i had a qoutes section in my sig, then that would be in there! You could start one. Lemsip and a w*** not cure it? Not yet, I am at work though so may not have got the full curing effects due to distraction from the guy in the cubicle next door making horrible noises and equally horrible smells. He did compliment me on how my crap smelt like lemsip though. if it explodes it will be an alien Cool! I can write in to the Sun then. Any other opinions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilicos Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Don't know, it could feel like someone else's hand (with really fat, deformed fingers...) Probably like another blokes hand unless you know women with hairy knuckles and fat fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caseys Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Leprocy? Touched any puffer fish / deep sea blowfish at work this morning? I'm guessing probably not though. http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/sym/swollen_finger.htm may be good to look at Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Broken finger..... Go to the doctors HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 you should really be careful were you stick that thing! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 if it explodes it will be an alien lmao! best one so far! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrisbeast Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Lets hope your fingers dont end up looking like those of Mr Salad Fingers!... http://www.fat-pie.com/salad.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave17 Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Broken finger..... Go to the doctors HTH Trust Kranz to come in with these insane comments and idea's about what it could be.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifty Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 stop being a pansy and ignore it Rich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 You dead yet?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 You dead yet?! I think this is the third thread he's started about the possibilities of dying from some silly infection, or out of date sandwich etc, so I wouldn't get your hopes up about him pushing up any daisies any time time soon. Or maybe I'm wrong. Are you dead yet Mister? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 You clearly didn't eat enough dirt as a kid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 where did you put your finger 24 hours before it swelled up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PJ Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 If it looks anything like this then rest assured you have a very rare disease called Macrodactyly http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/03ardwG8DVbeK/610x.jpg That'll confuse them at the clinic!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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