JustGav Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Hair Stylist Keeps Armed Robber as Sex Slave http://www.themoscowtimes.com/article/1292/42/376242.htm She tied him to the radiator with handcuffs covered in frilly pink fabric, gave him some Viagra and had her way with him several times over the next 48 hours. When she finally let him go on the evening of March 16, Viktor had been "squeezed like a lemon," Life.ru reported. First, he went to the hospital to have his injured genitals treated; then he went to police and filed a complaint asking that Olga be brought up on criminal charges for committing "actions of a sexual nature" that left him with injured sexual organs, according to a copy of the complaint posted on Life.ru. Olga was apparently incensed when she learned of the complaint. She had, after all, even tried to be nice to her purported captive. "What a jerk," Life.ru quoted her as saying. "Yeah, there were a few times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and drink, and gave him 1,000 rubles when he left." One way to deal with crime I suppose..... I believe this is her, my russian is completely non existant, but according to babelfish, this is olga. http://life.ru/media/content/0409/81f009f9efbc3c276d8156ac0c2cd5e7.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzle Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 lol nice... some pics of olga would be good, must be a minger or he wouldnt of complained! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted April 16, 2009 Author Share Posted April 16, 2009 lol nice... some pics of olga would be good, must be a minger or he wouldnt of complained! EDITED A whole new service level of Cut'N'Blow.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden1989 Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 *starts planning a robbery in a Russian hairdressers* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted April 16, 2009 Author Share Posted April 16, 2009 There are just so many puns available for this news article... 'A stick up ends as a stuck up....' 'Hardened criminal....' 'Gotta have balls to rob a hairdresser' 'A stickup nearly ended up with a stiff stiffer...' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJames Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Dang!, that was quite a 'hard one' to read................................................ im sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marbleapple Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 *starts planning a robbery in a Russian hairdressers* My thought exactly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Erm.. this is rape and assault we're 'laughing' at here. If the roles were reversed it wouldn't be at all funny, would it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marbleapple Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Erm.. this is rape and assault we're 'laughing' at here. If the roles were reversed it wouldn't be at all funny, would it? Being a smart ass... you can't "rape" a bloke. Its sexual assault. She would need to have a penis to rape him. Sexual assault has a long potential prision sentence though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Erm.. this is rape and assault we're 'laughing' at here. If the roles were reversed it wouldn't be at all funny, would it? Are you missing the "armed robber" bit, or do you believe one bad turn doesn't deserve another? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Erm.. this is rape and assault we're 'laughing' at here. If the roles were reversed it wouldn't be at all funny, would it? So she's trying to rob a store, then gets pleasured non-stop for her troubles. Damn, I'd be gutted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Are you missing the "armed robber" bit, or do you believe one bad turn doesn't deserve another? Two wrongs don't make a right. So she's trying to rob a store, then gets pleasured non-stop for her troubles. Damn, I'd be gutted. He was robbing them. Did you not bother reading the link? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Two wrongs don't make a right. He was robbing them. Did you not bother reading the link? If the roles were reversed it wouldn't be at all funny, would it? So she's trying to rob a store, then gets pleasured non-stop for her troubles. Damn, I'd be gutted. i think you missed the point;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 I don't think I did. Care to explain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 If the roles were reversed it wouldn't be at all funny, would it? Gaz then described the roles being reversed.... So she's trying to rob a store, then gets pleasured non-stop for her troubles. Damn, I'd be gutted. He was robbing them. Did you not bother reading the link? Where you didn't seem to follow what he was saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 I don't think I did. Care to explain? You suggested role reversal, Gaz6002 reversed roles. Not terribly well explained and fairly well below par for Gaz so i can see why you are confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Right.... not immediately clear but still not clever. Still, it's nice to know that some people believe that sexual assault is a laughing matter. Sheesh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 You suggested role reversal, Gaz6002 reversed roles. Not terribly well explained and fairly well below par for Gaz so i can see why you are confused. TBH his post wasn't what I would have expected from him. A lot of people that I thought were cool on here end up disappointing me. I thought that this was another for the list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 TBH his post wasn't what I would have expected from him. A lot of people that I thought were cool on here end up disappointing me. I thought that this was another for the list. But its ok now right? I mean he isnt on the list is he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 But its ok now right? I mean he isnt on the list is he? No. You took his place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 No. You took his place. Say it isnt so I cant live, if livin is without you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted April 16, 2009 Author Share Posted April 16, 2009 Good grief.... All this over a news article Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 So many quotes need answering here. I won't, just for equality (and the mass-Supraist majority reading on Friday evening). I only have one thing to say. And that is: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 redM fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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