Tee from China Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Time for another laugh. Would anybody care to try? 20 Ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair-dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom... don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "In". 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their Caffeine addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In the memo field of all our cheques, write “For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With the Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go". 12. Sing along at The Opera. 13. Go to a poetry recital. Ask why the poems don't rhyme? 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom. 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!" 18. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!" 19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." 20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity ... pass this on to another idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 I've actually done number 5 to one of the lads who works for me... Did it last year, absolute creaser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev.O Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 I'm sure plenty of members do number 8 already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
extendor Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 19 , very tempted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 8. Don't use any punctuation. Fail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmarf Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 a mate of mine already done number 17, to which he carried on running down the road into woolworths and then shortly escorted back out by security with a disapointed face on. ive never seen so many confused faces Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 You forgot number 21! 21. Repost this list on the Supra forum for the seven hundredth time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 You forgot number 21! 21. Repost this list on the Supra forum for the seven hundredth time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden1989 Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tee from China Posted April 6, 2009 Author Share Posted April 6, 2009 You forgot number 21! 21. Repost this list on the Supra forum for the seven hundredth time Pray tell how I'm supposed to know that? Haven't seen it before on here, but then I've only been here since 2006 (and its only 699 times not 700:innocent:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tee from China Posted April 6, 2009 Author Share Posted April 6, 2009 Fail damn computer auto checking - sorry:innocent: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 I did something similar to 18 a while back, when we were visiting a 'supposed' haunted spot one night, then, whilst everyone was a bit on edge, I set off a cherry bomb and ran back down the lane shouting 'run, for the love of god, run' watching people jump into the ditch was priceless, I did feel sorry for the lass I gave a panic attack to though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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