SUPRALOOPY Posted April 4, 2009 Author Share Posted April 4, 2009 Sorry Martin. :-( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tourniquet Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 A starving Asylum seeker was greeted at Dova by a Good Fairy who grants him 3 wishes. He says "I'm hungry" and POW a banquet table appears ! He then says "I want a nice house for my wife and 8 children" and POW a nice mansion with a swimming pool appears. Finally he says "Iwant to be a real Englishman" and POW everything vanishes !! He asks "where is everything gone?" and the Fairy replies "You're an Englishman now and entitled to FCUK ALL no piss off". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Remember, it's not quality - it's quantity. PS It's Dover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRACIE_LOU Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 (_!_) a regular arse (__!__) a fat arse (!) a tight arse (_*_) a sore arse {_!_} a swishy arse (_o_) an arse that's been around (_x_) kiss my arse (_X_) leave my arse alone (_zzz_) a tired arse (_E=mc2_) a smart arse (_$_) Money coming out of his arse (_?_) Dumb Arse :d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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