Supradan Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 I would of put a slit in her soft top and pissed on her seats and if she complained when she came back just tell her she is old and this sort of thing happens when you reach 70, have you tried incontinance pants.:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3LL Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 makes me sick, you should of stuck a knife in her skull and poo'd on her corpse.. were all goin a bit over the top arnt we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra-Brett Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Its a disgrace people have no respect nowadays. The old people say the young dont have any respect (and in may cases they dont), now the old have no manners too I am forever reminding my kids to be carefull not to open car doors wide etc, i find it appauling that others dont have the same respect. People who treat you like that deserve beig taught a lesson. Usually they are in a rush, so letting the tyres down is a great no damage way of pi@sing them off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 My mum says hi, and also keep your POS away from her Z4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicky Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 If she went and parked elsewhere you should of reported her for leaving the scene of an accident Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanBEXsupra Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 if she did that to mine i would have put my fist through her drivers side window, and said oops sorry just checking the time, i noticed my watch was worth more than your ability to accept responsibility for your own actions. so therefore i take no responsibility for my own actions and my watch now has your broken glass on it. could you possibly re-imburse me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guigsy Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 OLD HAG: (Looks at my car then checks the rear and says 'well mine is more expensive' Should have said "well yeah your right" then left it. Then when she went inside gone psycho with your door like vinnie jones in snatch (but your doors against hers rather than someones head in your door )... Like she says, hers will cost more to repair Then left a note to that effect on her window Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir khan Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 She deserves a brick through her window in the night! That would pi$$ me off!!! Cant handle people who dont show respect! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra joe Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 god since when did old people move from electric wheelchairs, sorry people but i would of tapd thad bitch out!, then proceeded with the ground and pound. but thats just me lol. in my eyes my supra or any1s supra is worth 100 z4s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 I do love the fact that SOO many people are advocating violence towards a woman... regardless of her attitude, there simply is no justification to resort to some of things that have been suggested. Would love to see the same people's response if some 'little scrot' harassed and possibly assaulted their mother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guigsy Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 the old lady might have spent the rest of the day in tears! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoFuture Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 You drive a Toyota. Get over it. Mate.. ive tried a PM and ive tried emailing you for the dispute, i would like to resolve it (sorry to hijack a thread) the phone for the lights, if you remeber !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyotasupra1980 Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 not even going to go there if that was me in that position, anyone touch or tip of my car and i go loopy i think in all honesty all of us would go pretty nuts if anything happened to our supra's no matter how little it may be, i also agree about how stupid people are comparing prices no matter what car they have, compare the price of what they got to the amount we individually spent on our cars and they are not even near to the price. but we should respect our elders, but then again when you see her walking across the road you can always run the bitch over.:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannoSupra Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 i remember coming out of the cinema to find a nice dent along my rear arch... wasnt nice at all.. ide have loved to have seen it happen... wouldnt have gone as mad on a female, but still they'de know that they did wrong Im never taking my car into a car park.. if i do.. its a two lane job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dnk Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 You should be flogged for taking your car there in the 1st place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marbleapple Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 I do love the fact that SOO many people are advocating violence towards a woman... Had to pick up on the above.... for some reason I found it very funny. If it was a man it would be ok to advocate violence? I figure you should either advocate violence or not, it shouldnt matter about sex of the person in the days of sexual equality and all that rubbish... Women can join the army, drink beer, vote, start fights etc but you can't hit them? If you picked on my girlfriend she would beat the hell out of you.... I on the otherhand would probably just run off crying. She deserves a brick through her window in the night! That would pi$$ me off!!! Cant handle people who dont show respect! Some people worry me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Had to pick up on the above.... for some reason I found it very funny. If it was a man it would be ok to advocate violence? I figure you should either advocate violence or not, it shouldnt matter about sex of the person in the days of sexual equality and all that rubbish... Women can join the army, drink beer, vote, start fights etc but you can't hit them? Hmmm, suppose you have a point, I'm just old school in my raising in that I was brought up NEVER to hit a woman, but I do see your point. If it was some old pensioner (male) then agreed violence isn't the answer either (Is that better, hehehe ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keener Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Umm, if she was so up herself and posh what's she doing in Morrisons? Surely she should be at Sainsburys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmarf Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 should have got a trolly and made out it was wildly out of control (yet more expensive than her car) and played "supermarket dent" with her car lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Turism0 Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 in nowadays society you have to be really carefull with violence, all it would take is for you to hit said person (be it male or female) them to fall back hit their head, now if they receive a blood clot and die you go down for man slaughter. A friend of mine was out one night and he's quite lippy but in a harmless way, now I was out with him on xmas eve and after a good night out we were in a kebab house and as my friend is just said something in a harmless way to some guy the guy took it the wrong way and punched my friend. This caused a blood vessel to burst behind his eye and put him in hospital for over 2 weeks and he nearly died from losing 6 pints of blood. Not taking away anything from the op I would have gone loopy too but you do really have to think before resorting to violence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miko_supra Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 psch should have just punched the old hag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest barkdog23 Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 I definately would of done something to piss her off!!! What a snobby b****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Budz86 Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Should have waited till she went inside and keyed every pannel on her car! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willismaximus Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 These letting tyres down, reporting to police etc are all very good suggestions but anyone that has seen the film 'Hot Fuzz' knows that in a situation where you have a horrible old hag causing you grief you need to follow these simple directions.... Step 1 - Take a few steps back. Step 2 - Run towards horrible old hag. Step 3- Vault over your bonnet/Fence. Step 4 - while in the air, extend your feet and legs forwards and drop kick the b!t*h in the face..... If it's good enough for the Police it's good enough for us LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 I'd have punched her to the ground Then I'd help her up just so that I could punch her to the floor again. I would have at least kicked her in the fadge..!! the passenger side of her knewish Mazda 3 was like donkeys breakfast wallpaper. I would of put a slit in her soft top and pissed on her seats makes me sick, you should of stuck a knife in her skull and poo'd on her corpse.. drop kick the b!t*h in the face..... Too funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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