Holden1989 Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 . Girlfriend has just said 'you got cross with him and made out he was disgusting and yet you wank off in the shower and its ok?' awww you got cross with him clearly as your gf has said you must obviously know how he feels Now i didnt decline this invitation, but, he's clearly gagging for it, as i certainly didnt accept either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonkin Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 I didnt get cross with him, but come on. I felt abused Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j80leo Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 i didnt get cross with him, but come on. I felt abused pmsl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faye Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Oh this brings back some memories of my first chinchilla Buy him a jumper - seriously, it worked a treat for the only "entire" male chinchilla I've owned , he can have his way with it and no harm done. Or you could get him done, its not that bad an op for them to go through and I've had three male chinchillas since which haven't had nearly the same kind of tendancies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden1989 Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 I didnt get cross with him, but come on. I felt abused wax your arm then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannoSupra Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 this has done my night!!! :D:D Our guinea pigs did the same 2males trying to go at it... it never worked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonkin Posted April 3, 2009 Author Share Posted April 3, 2009 Well he wasnt let out last night, felt he needed a night to consider his actions Will probably try getting a small fluffy toy for him and see what he makes of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Well he wasnt let out last night, felt he needed a night to consider his actions Will probably try getting a small fluffy toy for him and see what he makes of it lol! post up some pics of the lil bugger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 If hes like a rabbit el toyo will be his new love slave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonkin Posted April 3, 2009 Author Share Posted April 3, 2009 This is the little chap, Diesel, playing with a tissue, better than playing with himself i guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Buy a shirt with long sleeves and put itching powder on it, that should do the trick:whistle: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonkin Posted April 3, 2009 Author Share Posted April 3, 2009 Im prefering the teddy idea. See if i can film him in action Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faye Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Aw he's a black velvet! Very cute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonkin Posted April 3, 2009 Author Share Posted April 3, 2009 Certainly is Faye Took me ages to find a black one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faye Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 I'll bet - he's beautiful, had a black velvet ages ago but sadly she died of liver disease when she was only a year old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonkin Posted June 10, 2009 Author Share Posted June 10, 2009 this is getting quite bad now Does anyone here or know anyone that can offer some advice. doesnt seem to be much info on the net Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaahahah! diesels back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Stonkin Posted June 10, 2009 Author Share Posted June 10, 2009 went to the pet shop and spoke to someone who basicly just laughed at me, helpfull But, i have found some stuff on the net, and it could possibly be fur ring (trapped hair under his wotsit) Here's the explanation for those of you enjoying your lunch... To perform a full examination ............... 1. Two pairs of hands are easier than one - unless you are experienced at doing this. 2. Restrain the chin in a suitable way - wrapping in a towel can help 3. Application of cold water can help reduce any swelling prior to checking - but do be careful not to cause freezer-burns by applying ice directly onto such a tender anatomical part!! 4. Liberally apply a water-soluable lubrication to the penis - such as KY Jelly 5. Gently push the foreskin back 6. Whilst holding the foreskin back - gently pull the penis out of the sheath - it kind of "telescopes" outwards 7. If no fur ring is visible - then apply a little more lubrication - and gently push the penis back in-situ. If you do see a fur-ring - then GENTLY remove it with your fingers - by gradually "teasing" it apart. This is safer than using scissors. Be very careful when removing a fur-ring and use plenty of lubricant. 8. When you are sure that there is no fur-ring. Carefully pull the foreskin down, back over the penis - making sure it is fully covered - and "pointy-looking" again. ALWAYS PERFORM THIS PROCEDURE WITH THE UTMOST CARE OR SERIOUS DAMAGE CAN RESULT Basicly, he's going to a vet, if he thinks im lubing him up with KY he's seriously mistaken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanBEXsupra Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 went to the pet shop and spoke to someone who basicly just laughed at me, helpfull but, i have found some stuff on the net, and it could possibly be fur ring (trapped hair under his wotsit) here's the explanation for those of you enjoying your lunch... To perform a full examination ............... 1. Two pairs of hands are easier than one - unless you are experienced at doing this. 2. Restrain the chin in a suitable way - wrapping in a towel can help 3. Application of cold water can help reduce any swelling prior to checking - but do be careful not to cause freezer-burns by applying ice directly onto such a tender anatomical part!! 4. Liberally apply a water-soluable lubrication to the penis - such as ky jelly 5. Gently push the foreskin back 6. Whilst holding the foreskin back - gently pull the penis out of the sheath - it kind of "telescopes" outwards 7. If no fur ring is visible - then apply a little more lubrication - and gently push the penis back in-situ. If you do see a fur-ring - then gently remove it with your fingers - by gradually "teasing" it apart. This is safer than using scissors. Be very careful when removing a fur-ring and use plenty of lubricant. 8. When you are sure that there is no fur-ring. Carefully pull the foreskin down, back over the penis - making sure it is fully covered - and "pointy-looking" again. Always perform this procedure with the utmost care or serious damage can result basicly, he's going to a vet, if he thinks im lubing him up with ky he's seriously mistaken rofl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 do not try it, poor thing will loose his drill sergeant, or it wont ever stand on attention again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 He clearly has no shame and was busy away giving himself a blowjob! Have you called this animal Ed by any chance? Anything more or less the same size as him;) and furry With big boobs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 thanks Matt. Your lucky. It normally take years of training before any of my pets will hump me. What you have is a natural goer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 just remembered this thread from stonkin ages ago! still cracks me up. What ended up happening then stonkin? did you give into diesel? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 He accidentally put petrol in by mistake, and diesel came to an abrupt juddering end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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