250horses Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 Chavs where do the originate from? Finally found this....any Soops in Chatham?? chav Derived from Chatham in Kent, this term can be applied loosely to every culture with a nasty, thieving element. There are many variants of this creature but all are subject to the following commonalities: Chavs are completely Amoral, having never been subjected to right and wrong by their inattentive, uncaring and often absent parents. Chavs are part Magpie, evidentially supported by their love of all things shiny, or as vaccuous, illiterate street-slang would say 'Bling'. They can be seen twokking from the Jewelry counter in Argos/Index. Whatever their ethnic background, Chavs have a built-in affinity to hip-hop/R&B, even if they are inherently racist (see the Scottish). They see their life as glamorous and cool. Chavs are for the most part, extremely stupid. However, some of them render a form of low cunning, which can be misinterpreted as intelligence. However this is false. A Chav has no desire to better themself through honest means nor learn anything outside of car modification. All chavs think that they are nails. Again, this is false. Sitting in a beaten up nova smoking lamberts does not precipitate a healthy body. The irony being that a Chav owns mainly sportswear, yet will only break a sweat if running from the police. Chavs are incredibly fertile beasts, and are highly successful breeders. Where they come unstuck is having to look after the offspring which their 13 yr old drunken fumble produces. More often that not the child will crow to be a Chav, having received no more guidance on life than the parent. Chavs have a fond love for cars, as well as a Vin Diesel fixation. Rather than buy a nice car to start with, a chav will spend all their dole and tax-free labouring cash on upgrading a 10 year old car with 200,000 miles on the clock. The end product will invariably be a luminous monstrosity with at least one serious collision to it's name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
250horses Posted April 4, 2005 Author Share Posted April 4, 2005 cant resist this one: chav Emerging British subculture which is quickly becoming an epidemic. Chavs can be found the length and breadth of the country, hanging around any junk food outlet, off licence or just hanging around the streets, where they pass the time by vandalising property, drinking cheap cider, shouting abuse at passers by and terrorising old people. Appearance: Chavs have a strict dress code. Designer labels are everything, although knocked off/fake items are almost de-rigeur. Typically, the male chav will wear a Nickelson or Schott hooded top, baggy tracksuit trousers, white designer trainers, and a baseball cap by burberry or Nike. The female chav (chavette) will have peroxide blonde hair scrunched so tight into a pony tail with colourful scrunchies that her forehead stretches. She will wear a dark blue tracksuit with white stripes, an enormous puffa jacket, hoop earrings, and white trainers. Female chavs are forbidden from wearing socks, and all chavs must wear as much fake gold jewellery as they can fit on their bodies. Mobiles are an added status symbol, and when equipped, the chav must shout into it in the most anti-social way possible, using at least one expletive and the word "innit" per second. Every other word in between should be unrecognisable to non-chavs. Cars: Typically the Vauxhall Nova, but could include Ford Escort/Orion, Vauxhall Astra, and for chavs with "bling", even a totally shagged 3 series BMW. Whatever the type of car, it must have a spoiler shaped plank of MDF nailed to the back, 20" alloy wheels which rub on the wheel arches over every bump, a badly fitted bodykit (extra points for being able to see EXACTLY where the car ends and bodykit starts), a lairy paint job with runs in it, exhaust pipes the size of the space shuttle's booster nozzles, and blue LED's on the washer jets. Neon undercar lighting is also desirable. Attitude: The chav's attitude depends heavily on the number of mates backing him up. If he's on his own, he'll skulk along anonymously. In numbers, he'll challenge anyone to anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
how_supra Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 I always thought CHAV was another word for "chelsea average". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 I thought they originated in Leigh Park? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 whenever i hear "chav" i think the north or liverpooooool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitelightning Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 I think of Swindon. I think they are breeding - we need to stamp this gene out at the source !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
how_supra Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 whenever i hear "chav" i think the north or liverpooooool I think of tracksuit bottoms, white addidas trainers and baseball caps! Another word for "Townie" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 It's nice of Charlie to tell us more about himself, don't you think?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Harwood Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 Until two years ago -we'd lived in Chatham all our lives. Maybe that explains why Matt sprayed the Supe yellow, to be more blingy! My mum and sister Luchia and Matt's parents all still live there but we'd never move back-the high street is completely full of immigrants and every other person there does seem like a chav. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 I think of tracksuit bottoms, white addidas trainers and baseball caps! Another word for "Townie" I've always seen townies as slightly higher class chavs, the type that go clubbing wearing plain cotton shirts, usually football fans, mostly skinheads and ALWAYS pick a fight. Quite often get drunk, and say to me "Have you got a fag?" as they walk past, when I say "No, sorry, don't smoke." they reply with "Wanker!!", nice. They attempt to go for the professional look and drive BMWs with big alloys, rather than the scrotes that are 'chavs'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyJawa Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 Who cares where it came from as long as scientists continue to work on a fatal bio-weapon that only wipes out chavs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 all hail science Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 Easy, the exploding burberry cap!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyJawa Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 Easy, the exploding burberry cap!!! ooooooo - I'm liking that idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sooper-supra Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragaz Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 I see no point in the existence of Chavs. They make my skin crawl. They are always shouting out 'SHIT CAR MATE' as they are jealous tossers, whereas 'normal' people will complement the supe. Get them all in one area and burn them, thats what I say!!!! (bit strong??!!! ) Need to take my medication now!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 whenever i hear "chav" i think the north or liverpooooool they're called scallies in liverpool and we're proud of them the only differance is, scallies make you laugh and usually only give banter rather than actually doin stuff, give a bit back and they're ok with you. Chavs are just plain scum, miserable little fecks who will happily key the side of your car before whinging when someones spat on their nova Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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