Ewen Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Someone keyed my Supra on the drive last night, according to daughter. My son confessed to being gay. My sister in law e-mailed me with details of the hotel she's booked on Friday so she can pay off a months installment of the money she owes me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 My sister in law e-mailed me with details of the hotel she's booked on Friday so she can pay off a months installment of the money she owes me. I'd be worried if I got that one, mine's only 14!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marbleapple Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Normal 1 April day then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 so far today ive been sniffed by sniffer dogs, had to get past 3 guarded barriers, quite a few police and been watched by a load of 'im well ard' riot police with their armoured riot van just to get to work! I think G20 is a big April fools joke and the big wigs in London just want to have some fun intimidating us workers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 Chap heres just been had by his girlfriend....she rang him at work to tell him she was pregnant. He sussed it straight away and acted as though he was over the moon....best thing that ever happened to him. Then pretended to be heartbroken when she told him it was just a joke. Christ knows how she felt then. Hes very pleased with himself. Beyond a joke methinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creative Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Chap heres just been had by his girlfriend....she rang him at work to tell him she was pregnant. He sussed it straight away and acted as though he was over the moon....best thing that ever happened to him. Then pretended to be heartbroken when she told him it was just a joke. Christ knows how she felt then. Hes very pleased with himself. Beyond a joke methinks. genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3LL Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 mines been generally quiet so far, however i did get alarmed earlier when i was knelt down at the wheel of my daily runaround blowing up the tire and a german shepard [dog, not an actual man] decided to try and mount me. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 well i almost made a kid at school cry, im IT technical and when he came to see me i told him he's getting suspended and his parents have been called in for what hes been doing on the school computers, he totally shat himself until i said april fools! the kids get on with me so great! lol the same trick has worked on so many so far, i have lost count but damn its funny in the end!!! their reactions are priceless, poor lil buggers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerry Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Popped a little program on Soo's PC that every time she went to put her arrow over the main start button (lower left) it dodged out of the way - again and again I thought it was very funny, but she had a customer on the phone asking for some details when she discovered it, and somehow she didn't see the funny side - which made it even better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 My sister in law e-mailed me with details of the hotel she's booked on Friday so she can pay off a months installment of the money she owes me. Turned out nice again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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