hogmaw Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 I was reading this and I just wondered what people's views on it were. I think the comments at the end say much more than the article itself, and I think the one by Nigel Williams sums it up best for me. I think I know what most blokes will say - there's nothing wrong with it, unless the missus says so! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Got caught once. Had wild sex 2 min after being caught Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAT Inter Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Been caught a couple of times. Thank god she didnt catch me looking at my collection of... Well enough of that lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Who was it on here that got caught jerking off in front of the DVD player - by his GF and her mum?! IIRC she kicked him out of the house for a few days too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathew Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 when we first had the internet i went on a porn viewing mission. came across (not that type, that was later) the video of cathy barry and the 2 club reps so clicked on that to view it. over the next few days it almost became a religious act of viewing that film (even though it was rubbish). all was going good until the first monthly statement came through for the internet.........£674!!! the video i made a habit of watching was a pay per view video! my mother demanded an itemised bill from the provider and when that arived kinda sussed out where the cost had come from. fast forward a few years when i discovered free porn sites i was downloading a clip but had a separate window open. my mom came in and started chating to me so i thought i was safe until i heard the screams of a woman being anally impalled by a black monster cock beind me. the video had started itself when the download had completed which was during the time i was chatting to my mom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangerous brain Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Dunno what the fuss is. Sunday night is porn night in our house I've even been known to star in a couple of racy vids lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gordy07 Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 I've even been known to star in a couple of racy vids lol. :shudder: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Never mind that - what WAS he doing watching "Surf's Up"?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 when we first had the internet i went on a porn viewing mission. came across (not that type, that was later) the video of cathy barry and the 2 club reps so clicked on that to view it. over the next few days it almost became a religious act of viewing that film (even though it was rubbish). all was going good until the first monthly statement came through for the internet.........£674!!! the video i made a habit of watching was a pay per view video! my mother demanded an itemised bill from the provider and when that arived kinda sussed out where the cost had come from. fast forward a few years when i discovered free porn sites i was downloading a clip but had a separate window open. my mom came in and started chating to me so i thought i was safe until i heard the screams of a woman being anally impalled by a black monster cock beind me. the video had started itself when the download had completed which was during the time i was chatting to my mom. If you were an MP, you'd be able to claim that on your expenses, or so I heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marbleapple Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Been caught with the girly by parents.... That was embarrassing. No video sadly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marbleapple Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Never mind that - what WAS he doing watching "Surf's Up"?? That and Oceans 13 twice in 2 days....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogmaw Posted March 30, 2009 Author Share Posted March 30, 2009 Personally I haven't been caught watching, but when I returned home for the holidays at the end of term at university my room had been tidied and my private stash under the wardrobe was missing. Thanks mum Also my dad, who remarried and now lives in the US, called me one day to ask me if I had left any porno DVDs behind the boiler? I said yes and he breathed a sigh of relief. Apparently his missus thought they were his, and being a strict Quaker she hadn't spoken to him for a week! I must admit it was hard looking her in the eye for a while after that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 That and Oceans 13 twice in 2 days....? First time to watch it, second to illegally record it for watching when Jacqui gets home? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Personally I haven't been caught watching, but when I returned home for the holidays at the end of term at university my room had been tidied and my private stash under the wardrobe was missing. Thanks mum Also my dad, who remarried and now lives in the US, called me one day to ask me if I had left any porno DVDs behind the boiler? I said yes and he breathed a sigh of relief. Apparently his missus thought they were his, and being a strict Quaker she hadn't spoken to him for a week! I must admit it was hard looking her in the eye for a while after that What was hard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Shane_ Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 lol ^^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Maybe it's proof to the country even her own husband is looking for something else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RED_ROCKET Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 are you not getting what you need from your partners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 are you not getting what you need from your partners Would you want to get it from his wife? I'd rather stay in with a potnoodle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Would you want to get it from his wife? I'd rather stay in with a potnoodle. Err who are you referring to here? I'm sure Mr Hogmaw's wife is very lovely, but if you mean MP Jacqui Smith's husband, then I totally understand! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Err who are you referring to here? I'm sure Mr Hogmaw's wife is very lovely, but if you mean MP Jacqui Smith's husband, then I totally understand! Yup I was referring to Jacqui Smith... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoff meade Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Yup I was referring to Jacqui Smith... they are all thieving bas@$%^s PS. whats the most sensitive part of you body when having a w@&k . . . . . . . . . . . . your ears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Very true! I've been told (ahem). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 I think the time time in the internet cafe was most embarassing, for my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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