Dan_Turism0 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Stranger: hi! You: hi there You: I would like to tell you about the story of jesus Stranger: its a bad story Stranger: i dont like it Stranger: to many get killed Stranger: tell me something else? You: ok then I would like to tell you about the story of why supra's are better than any other car? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted March 31, 2009 Author Share Posted March 31, 2009 Stranger: Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were having sex. He has a game on in the background and one of his friends started talking to him. He immediately threw me off and said "i have to answer this." Went over to his computer and started talking to them You: Did he? You: How rude Stranger: I know!!! You: I don't feel sorry for you Stranger: Thinking of breaking it off. You: I think you should Stranger: Ted? Stranger: I'm pregnant and it's your f#cking fault. Tell your mom to go f#ck herself. /cry Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guigsy Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 I quite like the "always talk in questions" game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hola Stranger: hi there stranger Your conversational partner has disconnected. Another one Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: oh god are you weird Stranger: yes !! You: great thats 4 of us You: I hope your not going to ask what I am wearing? Stranger: yeah. Stranger: ah no You: or play with my extremities Stranger: i know you're wearing You: no weary Stranger: lol Stranger: ^^ You: anyway do you have a BMW You: or a Supra Stranger: bmw You: 330d Stranger: cool You: what your BMW 330d is cool? Stranger: yes ! You: OK Stranger: i go in my bmw ! Stranger: bye ! You: bye Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaireRZ-S Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 haha i spoke to someone i actually knew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello You: hi Stranger: This is Debbie from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities. We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you. You: nice Stranger: You just lost the game. faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mikeyb10supra Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 pmsl Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: What are you wearing, prag? You: haha bow tie and a sock Stranger: Wow. Stranger: Me too. Stranger: Except one thing... You: its relaxing dont you think Stranger: I'm in a wheelchair. Stranger: You trying to build a case against me? You: maybe Stranger: I wouldn't do that. Stranger: Unless you want the Black Panthers on your ass. You: I own them sweet cheeks Stranger: Fuck them. how bizzare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 _/_____\_____________\____________/____\ |_______|_____________\__________|______| |_______`._____________|_________|_______: .\________|____________|_________\|_______| _\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______: __\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____| ___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____| ____\______\_________.----------.________\|___| ______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___| _______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/ _______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/ ______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\ _____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\ _____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______| ____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________| ____|__\______________\_______/__________/_| ____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________| ____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_ ___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________| ___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________| ___|__________/________|____|_______|_________| __|__________|_________|____|_______|_________| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike3.0 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 This is weird ! I can't get anyone to stay on long enough to take the mick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike3.0 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Stranger: pretend your colour blind so there's something interesting about u You: right.... 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Gaz6002 Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 a bit of fun: Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? You: it's down Johnny. It's down and it's not looking good. We must move forward, but the delethians are in our way. Carrott? Stranger: Yes please. You: boom. It's done. Stranger: OMNOMNOMNOMNOM You: do you like donkeys? Stranger: So, what does the scouter say about his power level? You: IT'S DOWN!!! can't you read? Stranger: WHY IS IT DOWN, I TOLD I ONLY LIKE IT UP. You: that's what all the girls say Stranger: Exactly. Stranger: That's why i want it up. Stranger: DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. You: it's down because the delethians are sapping nabuba juice from the dantong. I'll just grab a beaver and I'll have a look. Where's my net? Stranger: Hmm, check your bag, but watch out for oglobs. Stranger: Mmmmm, nabuba juice... You: I've got a defensive wabble, it's fine. No oglobs will get near me. I left my bag on dennis... I think there's some pudding though so it's ok. You want some nabuba juice Dantong? Stranger: Who the hell is Dantong? You: I'm so hard right now. Stranger: Not some freaky veglop? Stranger: Wait, ill get some pudding for it. Stranger: Where did you leave the pudding!? You: indeed young eskimo. INdeed. I likes pudding on my forbletable. Will you rub it? Oh, sorry, I used the pudding last night with Conana the barbed elefloor. What a night that was. Stranger: Rub it?! You: rub it good. Stranger: Are you mad, im not getting my hand in that vargtal Stranger: I need my gloves. You: No gloves, bareback please unless you have aids. Stranger: I only have HIV on my hands, dont worry You: sweet. Feet first all the way then. Enter. Stranger: Ok, is taht deep enough? You: I can't taste it yet Stranger: Ok, ill grow some more toes. You: don't be long, the maddinium panda-schrect is almost upon us Stranger: Oh dear, i must hurry. Stranger: Ok, how is this then? You: hurry you must. Ooooooh wait, there she blows. Nice work soldier! Stranger: OH NO, ITS THE MADDIIUM PANDA-SCHRECT, OR MAPASCH FOR SHORT. You: Do you live in a windmill or a lighthouse? Stranger: A lightmill, why? You: just wanted to know if you're Dutch or not. It's a well-known grooming method. Stranger: I am Dutch, indeed i am. Couldnt tell by all the marajuana in my back pocket? You: no, mine smells too strongly Stranger: Oh. You: pea Stranger: Can i take a bite now? You: nibble away Stranger: Taste like chicken. You: OUCH careful, that was my domino You: everything tastes like chicken. Even pigs. Stranger: Except chicken, taste like pea sandwich You: MAGIC FUCKING PEAS. They do exist you know. They're real and I know how to get them. Stranger: YOU DO?! Tell me, sir archibald. Stranger: Please? You: Well mate, they're from Australia you see, so first thing you need in an Aussie accent. Then a pinch of kangaroo boxing methodoligy whilst punching the zrongabee. Next, head out to the outback and find a cup. The MPSs will come, just be patient and remember you're a womble. Stranger: Oi mate, where are them zrongabee's Stranger: WAIT, i haven't finished my carrot yet. You: you're a slow eater. It was only a small one. Just wait till you see my BIG one. You: ain't no rabbit alive can mess with that Stranger: Remember i am only 1.2 inches long. You: head to toe or fingertip to fingertip? Stranger: head to toe. You: wierdo You: midget! Stranger: I told you not to call me midget! Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creative Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 a bit of fun: can I have what your on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 can I have what your on! it was a lot of fun at the time. Now it's time for bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJames Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 me - hi stranger - hi me - are you a stranger as i only wanna talk to strangers stranger - i can be if you want me to be ;-) me - oi less of the winking until i find out how old you are and if your M'F stranger - how old are you? me - 104 stranger- can you still get it up? me - only my blood pressure goes up these days. how old are you? stranger - F 14 oh dear!! haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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