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You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: how are u?

Stranger: im well

You: who is this?

Stranger: i'm tim

Stranger: who r u

You: im kelly

You: how are u today tim?

You: im new to this btw, very strange

Stranger: nice 2 meet u kelly. im fine thank you. first time for me to

You: where ar u from tim?

Stranger: england. u?

You: england also :) you dont own a supra do you?

Stranger: na my mate does though. he just gave me the link

You: hahaha i own a supra also :)

You: i just got given the link

Stranger: lol this is mad

You: isnt it just :)

 

so who has friend called tim :sly:

mad!!

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You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: how are u?

Stranger: im well

You: who is this?

Stranger: i'm tim

Stranger: who r u

You: im kelly

You: how are u today tim?

You: im new to this btw, very strange

Stranger: nice 2 meet u kelly. im fine thank you. first time for me to

You: where ar u from tim?

Stranger: england. u?

You: england also :) you dont own a supra do you?

Stranger: na my mate does though. he just gave me the link

You: hahaha i own a supra also :)

You: i just got given the link

Stranger: lol this is mad

You: isnt it just :)

 

so who has friend called tim :sly:

mad!!

 

The old, my mates got a supra line huh! dont fall for it

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me - hi

stranger - hi

me - are you a stranger as i only wanna talk to strangers

stranger - i can be if you want me to be ;-)

me - oi less of the winking until i find out how old you are and if your M'F

stranger - how old are you?

me - 104

stranger- can you still get it up?

me - only my blood pressure goes up these days. how old are you?

stranger - F 14

 

 

 

 

 

oh dear!!

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stranger - hi

you - i drive a supra

You: hello

Stranger: i drive a BMW 335d (remapped)

You: wowza

Stranger: yer, its well quick

You: i bet it is

Stranger: Supra's are ok

Stranger: bit gay though

You: supras are manly. bmw's are grand daddy

stranger - thats not what your father said

 

 

:D

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You: hi

 

Stranger: hi fist time here

 

You: you work fast

 

Stranger: wot u mean?

 

You: talking fisting straight off

 

You: you still there?

 

Stranger: you m/f how old?

 

You: male, old enough. I like marmite and landladies.

 

Stranger: I dont like marmite.

 

You: I found a fish in my underpants once.

 

You: you still there?

 

You: hello?

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You: hi

 

Stranger: hi fist time here

 

You: you work fast

 

Stranger: wot u mean?

 

You: talking fisting straight off

 

You: you still there?

 

Stranger: you m/f how old?

 

You: male, old enough. I like marmite and landladies.

 

Stranger: I dont like marmite.

 

You: I found a fish in my underpants once.

 

You: you still there?

 

You: hello?

 

Lol, another Ewen classic. I don't think the internets are quite ready for you yet.

 

What am I saying? Get back out there and freak more strangers out, lol.

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You: hi

 

Stranger: hi fist time here

 

You: you work fast

 

Stranger: wot u mean?

 

You: talking fisting straight off

 

You: you still there?

 

Stranger: you m/f how old?

 

You: male, old enough. I like marmite and landladies.

 

Stranger: I dont like marmite.

 

You: I found a fish in my underpants once.

 

You: you still there?

 

You: hello?

 

:rlol: I have tears in my eyes.

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You: hi

Stranger: c*&t

You: lmao

Stranger: hi-c*&t

You: how nice

You: you must be from the uk?

Stranger: bit harsh

Stranger: yes

Stranger: you?

You: figures

You: me too

Stranger: are you a c*&t?

You: erm

You: possibly

You: i have been called it before

Stranger: i am the sultan of brunei

You: you?:

You: are you indeed?

You: and how pray tell did you happen upon this fine place sultan?

Stranger: i have much time on my hands

You: seems so

Stranger: and many, many camels

You: do you drive a supra?

Stranger: do you like camels?

You: i wish to trade for a camel

Stranger: i am driven

Stranger: i never drive

You: il give you 3 french tarts and a packet of skittles

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You: hi

 

Stranger: hi fist time here

 

You: you work fast

 

Stranger: wot u mean?

 

You: talking fisting straight off

 

You: you still there?

 

Stranger: you m/f how old?

 

You: male, old enough. I like marmite and landladies.

 

Stranger: I dont like marmite.

 

You: I found a fish in my underpants once.

 

You: you still there?

 

You: hello?

 

:D I can't stop laughing!

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You: hi

 

Stranger: hi fist time here

 

You: you work fast

 

Stranger: wot u mean?

 

You: talking fisting straight off

 

You: you still there?

 

Stranger: you m/f how old?

 

You: male, old enough. I like marmite and landladies.

 

Stranger: I dont like marmite.

 

You: I found a fish in my underpants once.

 

You: you still there?

 

You: hello?

 

Pure genius.

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