AlexM Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 I found something better to do than read What do you do if you miss the hole? I tend to play smiles on the iphone, good for a 30-60s game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 I play Scrabble on my phone. It may explain why I'm in there for so long! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Either a Viz annual or Terrorizer magazine (death metal magazine) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Razzle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Ours says "Armitage Shanks"..... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 mostly car mags. I can read a whole magazine cover to cover whilst on the toilet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 I never understood the need for reading while on the bog, whats wrong with going in, droping the load and leaving once things are 'cleaned up' Absolutely. The khazi isn't a library. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony tt Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 I dont want to spend any more time than absolutley necessary on the thrown id rather spend time doing other things than prolong a turd to be honest! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 I play on my DS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Any reading material I have to hand, or if I don't have any I'll take the laptop/iPot Touch in there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamc Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 play on the iphone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erol_h Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 mostly car mags. I can read a whole magazine cover to cover whilst on the toilet How do you manage to read the whole magazine do you have constapation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PJ Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 play on the iphone +1 play on iPhone or smurf the net on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathew Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 a german mag a few of these Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L18msy Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 I read the UK road atlas. I am in constant search for a long, long deserted straight with no junctions or hills etc, and have now been looking for weeks, if not months, for the perfect one. I think I have finally found it, and one of these days I will go there for a quick high speed run. Thank god im not the only one who reads a map on the throne, i feel better now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty supra Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 aa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Depends on texture. You wouldn't want to open the book and close it straight away would you?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 Normally a bit of Clarkson etc. However last Wednesday afternoon was a complete disaster. I knew I'd be a while, so I took my acoustic guitar in with me. Afterall I had a new song to learn for a gig that night and I wanted to brush up on a couple of others- So there I was hunched over my guitar in the corner on the lav when all of a sudden I realised I couldn't really feel my left leg. The combination of the angle and downwards force from the guitar sandwiched my upper leg against the rim of the seat, therefor cutting off the blood supply... So as I stood up, I fell over - bugger - no leg - no leg - leg no worky! So I'll stick to bloody books in future. The gig went very well and as always- I was marvellous (in my mind) so it's not all bad. I was thinking of starting a *dangerous-activity-whilst-on-the-toilet* thread, but naturally, no fool would admit to this kind of behaviour on a public forum, so I decided against it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
med Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 I have a book called 'Passing time in the loo'... is the book any good? im currently reading Statistical analysis for Econometrics for uni, how sad lol otherwise i have some old FT's and the odd biulders mags u get free from morrisons lol cant beat txting on the throne though, but someone always decides to cal u back haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gzaerojon Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 usually a bit of lego starwars on the psp for me is that a little odd? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 i sit and read contents of different shampoo bottles to figure out what the differences are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 i sit and read contents of different shampoo bottles to figure out what the differences are. And its a matter of what ridiculous names can we call chemicals now?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 exactly!!! sitting there trying to pronounce some of the chemicals is time consuming and the stress of it helps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alaing Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 I dont understand these people who are in and out in 30 sec?! The toilet is the place where you can get some time to yourself, reflect and relax. Thats is until someone knocks on the door 'are you going to be long?!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 Facebook on the iPhone. "Pete is..taking a dump" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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