jevansio Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 So I've just picked up my new Ferrari California, metalic baby blue, awesome colour. I head off for a fake tan session (it goes badly wrong), but hey the sun is shining so I decide to go for a drive. So I'm cruzing along this road I live near Stoke Poges minding my own business when this idiot jumps out in front of me with his dog!!! I pulled up and said "Excuse me good sir, you'll get knocked over if you carry on like that!" The guy says "Yes f**k wit, you're driving too f**king fast - you need to go slower you pr**k" To which I replied "I was only going 20mph my good man" The guy retorts ""I f**king live here, it's not safe to drive at that speed down here, now f**k off" "Oh yes? I live here too, good sir. Are you the local bobby per chance?" "No, I'm f**king Lord Lucan" he replied, waving his fist "Oh yes, go on with you, go on with you" BTW he looks like an 80's Wrestling Star, sort of like Big Daddy or Giant Haystacks! So cars are starting to back up, when he comes over & tries to wipe a snot on my roof that he'd been picking. "DON'T TOUCH MY CAR" I screamed as I reached into the back to get some Andrex tissues that I had just purchased. At the point the guy backed off & I continued on my merry way, I jokingly swerved towards some young kids who were staring in amazement at my Ferrari, kids don't you love em That's it really, so if anyone sees an old Giant Haystacks look-a-like with a dog & a trunchen watch out, he's a psycho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 *snigger* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Should i be this confused? EDIT, got it now. Apart from Jay isn't in his mid 30's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicky Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gordy07 Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Ferrari!!! You dont see many posts on here with that fine name mentioned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerikbok Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Can't.....stop.....laughing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooquicktostop Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 very quick ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomgeer Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 very good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aero-M Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Jay that cracked me up. luckily I had just read the other thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jevansio Posted March 20, 2009 Author Share Posted March 20, 2009 Should i be this confused? EDIT, got it now. Apart from Jay isn't in his mid 30's , yes but I had a hard paper-round Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 BTW he looks like an 80's Wrestling Star, sort of like Big Daddy or Giant Haystacks! I bet he told you he was on a six figure salary too Bullshitter probably works for the council emptying dog poo bins;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 I dont get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiceRocket Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogmaw Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 I dont get it See this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gordy07 Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Jay that cracked me up. luckily I had just read the other thread I might have got it had i read the other thread:blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Shane_ Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Just found the thread! hahahaha, brilliaint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Very amusing. 10 out of 10 for effort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Why T Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Well done sir, well done!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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