T2 MSW Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Pulled into a petrol station (which was empty) got out the car (as you do) was just about to fill up the car when I noticed the attendant was on the oher side of the pump to me cleaning the pumps. When I looked at her shes got a cigarette in her mouth! So I asked what she thought she was doing to which the reply was 'Havin a fag!'. She could obviously tell from my face I was shocked so the next words out of her mouth were 'you got a problem wiv it'. Which prompted me to put the deisel pump back down and promptly leave the petrol station. Thinking about it now I should have take a picture of just how stupid she was and reported it to Mr Esso. Still cant believe it LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Leaving was the wrong thing to do. Spraying her with fuel would have been better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaireRZ-S Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 haha i just remember what happened in that film Zoolander Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 But not diesel..... it would have just put her fag out. I used to work with a guy in the 'fuels & lubes' part of the engine development business who's job it was to mix up all the blends of fuel for testing. He used to do this by hand with a lit fag hanging out of the corner of his mouth. He never blew up AFAIK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marbleapple Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Which prompted me to put the deisel pump back down and promptly leave the petrol station. Don't try blaming fear of death as an excuse for driving off without paying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Why didn't you go over and put her fag out for her? That would have been more useful. A while back when was on the met coming home from a night out, a kid was smoking on the tram. An older guy asked him to put it out. He just ignored him, so he went over and stubbed it out on his head! haha. Serves the little runt right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Don't try blaming fear of death as an excuse for driving off without paying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 But not diesel..... it would have just put her fag out. I was going to say that He never blew up AFAIK. When was the last time you heard from this guy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T2 MSW Posted March 19, 2009 Author Share Posted March 19, 2009 Don't try blaming fear of death as an excuse for driving off without paying Dam, you got me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcAB10 Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Just shows the stupidity of some people, shame so many decent people are looking for jobs and this bint has one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 I bet her mobile phone wasn't switched off either! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RED_ROCKET Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Why didn't you go over and put her fag out for her? That would have been more useful. A while back when was on the met coming home from a night out, a kid was smoking on the tram. An older guy asked him to put it out. He just ignored him, so he went over and stubbed it out on his head! haha. Serves the little runt right did you then run for your life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T2 MSW Posted March 19, 2009 Author Share Posted March 19, 2009 did you then run for your life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogmaw Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Seen plenty of people in the US smoking while filling up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 did you then run for your life Why would i run for my life, I was observing the antics! FAIL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Complain to Esso. They'll have CCTV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Just so you're aware; that smilie indicates something extremely funny. For example, you could use one in this thread perhaps: http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=180181 Hope that clears that problem up for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T2 MSW Posted March 19, 2009 Author Share Posted March 19, 2009 Matt there are lots of things that are lost on you, this is just another example im afraid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 But not diesel..... it would have just put her fag out. I used to work with a guy in the 'fuels & lubes' part of the engine development business who's job it was to mix up all the blends of fuel for testing. He used to do this by hand with a lit fag hanging out of the corner of his mouth. He never blew up AFAIK. I used to be a Manager of a petol station and although it is not a nice thing to see someone doing, her having a fag is quite safe. As Kranz said the fag would just go out even if dropped in petrol. It is not like in the movies when you see them flicking a fag into a stream of petrol and it all blows up, in the real world that just would not happen. Now dropping either a lighter or a matchstick to light it is a different matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benkei Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 I'd have asked her what happens if you set fire to fuel... Then asked her if she'd noticed she has an object capable of igniting such a substance hanging from her face... Then asked her where we were... Then wait a few mintues to watch the cogs slowly turn in her head to see if she can put the puzzle together. While I was waiting, I'd concider if she has the intelligence to solve such a riddle, before interupting her tohugh process to ask for her name so I could report her for extremely hazzardous disregard for the safety of herself and everyone around her!! What an idiot! I hope she doesn't plan on breeding!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Matt there are lots of things that are lost on you, this is just another example im afraid No i'm pretty sure rocket was referring to me being the guy smoking, check out this thread tho for clarification on that smile: http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=180181 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T2 MSW Posted March 19, 2009 Author Share Posted March 19, 2009 post as many links up as you want Matt, it does not change a thing. For a minute there I thought you had missed the point, nice to see you got it eventually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RED_ROCKET Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 No i'm pretty sure rocket was referring to me being the guy smoking, check out this thread tho for clarification on that smile: http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=180181 if ive started trouble i am sorry, i just couldnt picture you matt coming across as the enforcer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 I'd have asked her what happens if you set fire to fuel... Then asked her if she'd noticed she has an object capable of igniting such a substance hanging from her face... Then asked her where we were... Then wait a few mintues to watch the cogs slowly turn in her head to see if she can put the puzzle together. While I was waiting, I'd concider if she has the intelligence to solve such a riddle, before interupting her tohugh process to ask for her name so I could report her for extremely hazzardous disregard for the safety of herself and everyone around her!! What an idiot! I hope she doesn't plan on breeding!! About the same intelligence as people that actually think that a fag would ignite fuel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T2 MSW Posted March 19, 2009 Author Share Posted March 19, 2009 About the same intelligence as people that actually think that a fag would ignite fuel. Its not the fuel thats the problem its more down to the fumes!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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