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Well, what can I say? It's like when you see a fit chav girly in the street. You probably would give her a go but feel immediately guilty after you've committed the act and never admit to your friends. Or like eating a kebab/Mcdonalds when sober. You know it's bad for you, you know it's full of sh*t, but it's so tasty and before you know it, you've scoffed, feel sick, have breath that smells like a dead dog and will have to commit yourself the gym for a week to work off the stains of filth within your body.

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Well, what can I say? It's like when you see a fit chav girly in the street. You probably would give her a go but feel immediately guilty after you've committed the act and never admit to your friends. Or like eating a kebab/Mcdonalds when sober. You know it's bad for you, you know it's full of sh*t, but it's so tasty and before you know it, you've scoffed, feel sick, have breath that smells like a dead dog and will have to commit yourself the gym for a week to work off the stains of filth within your body.

 

lmao! quality post!!!

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Hmmm, I was expecting lambo doors... gutted

 

AS a direct result of this threat, I feel like I may be a closet chav. First, I like the spinning flame thingie in the exhaust, which is apparently chav, I've also admitted to having a fetish for chav girls and now lambo doors are chav????

 

I might as well come out of the closet. I can't believe it. It's not like I wear burburry, wear bling and have a speech impediment!

 

In the same way that Bi-curious the limp verison of Bicexual, maybe I'm just Chav-curious.

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