lexsum Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 you guys love this stuff - go nuts. http://www.closeronline.co.uk/RealLife/Reallifestories/were-too-fat-to-work.aspx?dateonline=Monday+16+March+2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 F'kin dobbers - shoot the lot of 'em. This made me laugh, though... I once bought some pears, but they tasted funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Budz86 Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 “We love TV,” says Philip. “It’s on from the moment we get up. Often I’m so tired from watching TV I have to have a nap.” Says it all really! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAT Inter Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 This is why the big man invented these: http://www.shootingtimes.com/handgun_reviews/STspringfieldxd_061206A.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 You wouldn't even need to use them - just point them at the fat fucks and watch 'em have coronaries as they try to run away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 weightists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 "were too busy to diet" Busy from what? eating and watching tv fcuking fat fcukers, and why the fcuk are we paying for them to do fcuk all. I hate lazy tw@ts like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Anybody believe the bit where they only spend 50 quid a week on food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Anybody believe the bit where they only spend 50 quid a week on food. Yaeh - that's EACH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Yaeh - that's EACH. I doubt that would even come close..... They're so fat when they sit round the house, they actually sit around the house...!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 I doubt that would even come close..... They're so fat when they sit round the house, they actually sit around the house...!! H. Bu du dum chish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 They're so fat that the speak your weight machine said "No coach parties please..!!" Etc etc.... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Disgusting. Would it really be that terrible if, I dunno, they all died suddenly one night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAT Inter Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Disgusting. Would it really be that terrible if, I dunno, they all died suddenly one night? Where do we make donations? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Disgusting. Would it really be that terrible if, I dunno, they all died suddenly one night? Perhaps double their income, see if they take the bait, mmmm food, then coronary, then funeral, then problem solved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbeh Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Homer eats to get on disability so he can work from home.. they should all be forced to wear Mumus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Disgusting. Would it really be that terrible if, I dunno, they all died suddenly one night? I could happily live with their blubber blood on my hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Can I get "disability" allowance for being too busy to put ON weight?? I have a genuine excuse for being too busy every day. It's called work... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benkei Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Emma adds: “I’m a student and don’t have time to exercise. We all want to lose weight to stop the abuse we get in the street, but we don’t know how. Someone just needs to help us. I'm a full time student and I manage to go jogging every morning and train 4 times a week!!! Her problem, and the rest of the family's problem is they are too lazy to do anytihng about it themselves and are waiting for someone to come and do it for them! They're full of excuses why they can't and won't do anything productive, and blame their genes for their weight! I think they know how soft the system is and if they can get out of working and sit at home watching TV all day instead then they'll do that. How common are house fires these days?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Tow 'em all out to sea and scuttle the fat cnuts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Tow 'em all out to sea and scuttle the fat cnuts! :rlol: class!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PJ Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 I read the article and it does make you wonder how much is journalistic crap to sell the story or how real it really is. How far from the truth have they veered to sensationalise it. The worrying thing is that it's probably not that far from the truth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 And we rant about immigrants coming in and taking our benefits, when we have our own home grown lazy f***ing b***t*rd stunning funts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 And we rant about immigrants coming in and taking our benefits, when we have our own home grown lazy f***ing b***t*rd stunning funts. The last thing the country needs is more people adding to the problem when there's people like this already here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wez Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Tow 'em all out to sea and scuttle the fat cnuts! Now this I 100% agree with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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