caseys Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 The mission involved in cutting that really kills it. Cutting into wood looks easier. But quite frankly with someone your build I'm sure just an axe/katana would suffice for a very clean cut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted March 13, 2009 Author Share Posted March 13, 2009 I did have a will to fill in this afternoon, but f*ck that! Hopefully I get the bananas? I have to add that I have noted this through 'extensive' research, and I don't think you're average 'casual' Ripple eater would necessarily notice the change in girth deviation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted March 13, 2009 Author Share Posted March 13, 2009 Enough girth for yah? That is more like it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Hopefully I get the bananas? They are yours. You can also have my cape and I've been developing a silly walk too, which is yours to own. I'll PM you the details, you fill in the relevent parts, return all documents via PM, sit back and laugh out loud at your new aquisitions. I have to add that I have noted this through 'extensive' research, and I don't think you're average 'casual' Ripple eater would necessarily notice the change in girth deviation. Yes, it's your attention to detail we like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 I am with Mike on this one, I remember being conned by Jacobs a few years back when they ran an advert for "Club" biscuits. The song in the advert was "If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club..!!" With loads of kids dancing around and bunting out and all that..!! I rang them and told the that I like a lot of chocolate on my biscuits and that I wanted to join the club and make it official. Imagine my disappointent when they told me that it was just an advertising jingle and there isn't actually an official club for people like me....... I've never eaten a club biscuit since.....and they can shove their crackers up their arse and all..... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRACIE_LOU Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 I believe there must be special help for some of you with issues lol:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aero-M Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 I am with Mike on this one, I remember being conned by Jacobs a few years back when they ran an advert for "Club" biscuits. The song in the advert was "If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club..!!" With loads of kids dancing around and bunting out and all that..!! I rang them and told the that I like a lot of chocolate on my biscuits and that I wanted to join the club and make it official. Imagine my disappointent when they told me that it was just an advertising jingle and there isn't actually an official club for people like me....... I've never eaten a club biscuit since.....and they can shove their crackers up their arse and all..... H. , That did make me lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 , That did make me lol Thanks..!! Totally ficticious but I do try.... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs H Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Thanks..!! Totally ficticious but I do try.... H. Hmmmmmmmmmm that story sounded familiar. Stolen from Mike Toolen me thinks Vicki x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRACIE_LOU Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Helping out a fellow friend in time of need is a good thing... I think mike needs his friends around him while he struggles with what is obviously a case of....... G.D.S For those not aware its Girth Deficiancy Syndrome!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Yes Mike, it's a cruel trick that is played on us chocolate eaters. To go back to the shop and buy another one looking for that perfect size. We are at their mercy and are addicts, and they know it. They have made there wares available at all corner stores, while we only want our "fix" unmolested in girth, quality, and unbrokeness. My disappointment was large in a Dime bar I bought that was snapped in two before I even opened the packet. Or the creme egg I bought that was "off". As an addict it's not something you can just take back to the shop is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted March 13, 2009 Author Share Posted March 13, 2009 The other thing (sorry to go on about it) about Ripples is... When I've in the middle of the day having cracked open said multi-pack of said chocolate bar, and I'm two munches in (mid-Ripple moment some would say), why do people feel it's OK to interrupt me!? can they not see I'm far far away in Ripple heaven? The word is rude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 I bought a box of roses and it was full of orange and strawberry sweets.it only had two of each other sweet. i was well p$$$ed off as i hate the orange and strawberry the tins are the same:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aero-M Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 The other thing (sorry to go on about it) about Ripples is... When I've in the middle of the day having cracked open said multi-pack of said chocolate bar, and I'm two munches in (mid-Ripple moment some would say), why do people feel it's OK to interrupt me!? can they not see I'm far far away in Ripple heaven? The word is rude. Very rude indeed Mike. Makes one wonder if a Ripple eating only room is in order, You could indulge in said chocolate without interuption from non Ripple eaters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 I did have a will to fill in this afternoon, but f*ck that! Hopefully I get the bananas? I did actually read that as Fill Will in, poor ol' Will I am with Mike on this one, I remember being conned by Jacobs a few years back when they ran an advert for "Club" biscuits. The song in the advert was "If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club..!!" With loads of kids dancing around and bunting out and all that..!! I rang them and told the that I like a lot of chocolate on my biscuits and that I wanted to join the club and make it official. Imagine my disappointent when they told me that it was just an advertising jingle and there isn't actually an official club for people like me....... I've never eaten a club biscuit since.....and they can shove their crackers up their arse and all..... H. That made me snigger at work and sound like a right numpty.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiceRocket Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Is a Galaxy Ripple consider one of the 'gay'er chocolate bars? Would you put it in the same category as, say, a flake? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 That made me snigger at work and sound like a right numpty.. Excellent!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted March 14, 2009 Author Share Posted March 14, 2009 Very rude indeed Mike. Makes one wonder if a Ripple eating only room is in order, You could indulge in said chocolate without interuption from non Ripple eaters. What was I on yesterday!? Thank god for weekends! This is clear evidence of my mental instability at the end of the week!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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