stevie_b Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 *goes off to hide the Dremmel* http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Power_tool_sex_game_goes_wrong&in_article_id=578903&in_page_id=2 A couple's sexual experimentation involving a sex toy and a power saw has gone painfully wrong. The pair, from Maryland in the US, attached a sex toy to a saw. But instead of the ecstasy the pair were hoping for, the saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the 27-year-old woman. Her partner called emergency services and she was airlifted to hospital, TheBayNet.com reported. The man admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office. It was reported that the woman has been released from hospital and is recovering from her unusual injuries. Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed, the sheriff's office said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Dumb, dumb nutters. I "saw" it coming though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted March 12, 2009 Author Share Posted March 12, 2009 I "saw" it coming though Ban? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benkei Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Do you think they know that moving/vibrating sex toys have already been invented are are no where near as dangerous as a POWER SAW?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted March 12, 2009 Author Share Posted March 12, 2009 Do you think they know that moving/vibrating sex toys have already been invented are are no where near as dangerous as a POWER SAW?!?! I think they got a "buzz" from the danger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 It'll never be the same again, no matter how many stitches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benkei Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Taxi for stevie b Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 I bet that gave her a nasty gash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 i bet that gave her a nasty gash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 I "saw" it coming though I mitre knew you'd say that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 I mitre knew you'd say that. A cut above the rest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 I bet that gave her a nasty gash. For you animal, that was astonishing!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Crumbs....Stihl, I'm sure it was fun while it lasted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgyRog Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 I bet she's Bow (saw) legged now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 She is so pleased to have been released from hospital she may be doing a jig later..... The bloke was lucky he didn't end up circularsized..!! Taxeeeeeeeee!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Once you go black (& decker) you never go back??? That is a joke and in no way a racist jibe and if you can't see that, GET a sense of humour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 I've heard she's coping, saw(t) of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vvteye Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 I heard it was the second set of teeth she had in there that day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 What a tool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erol_h Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 i bet that opened her up well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 i bet that opened her up well Mate.. that's not even remotely anywhere near play on words.. that's just sick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanGX Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Can't really blame them, must have been a bit of a stab in the dark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Can't really blame them, must have been a bit of a stab in the dark. Stab?! It wasn't a knife?! God all mighty!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 http://www.charlesandhudson.com/archives/dewalt-demolition-hammer-he.jpg and Whole new definition of a gusher (eeeeewww) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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