Animal Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 I'm not a millionaire. I barely have £1k in the bank at any time although I earn a decent wage. I have been known to supply ilicit substances to mates when I was younger. I have neither murdered nor raped, but I am generally considered by many to be a sexual deviant. I do nothing to quell these rumours (quite a few of them are true). I got the nickname Animal at 18 after licking the pillion seat of my bike after some girls had been on it. I have played drums in several unsuccessful heavy metal bands. I love being on stage. I'm a Star Wars geek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 I bet there are a few drug dealers on here, doubtfull on rapists and murderers though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexsum Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 I bet there are a few drug dealers on here, doubtfull on rapists and murderers though. that will just be in line with the general probability of being in those categories. however i bet there are not many blind members. (but all power to them if they shout me down!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted March 11, 2009 Author Share Posted March 11, 2009 It's Northern..... It's great up here, we can look down at you lot and feel sorry for you... At least you are consistent Al, whether you are on here or in the flesh you are always a cock..!! H. Bugger, I knew it was spelt like that I'm a w@nker everywhere:) I'm guilty as hell Alrighty then!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 im a hard working uni-student with thank god a beautiful car, lovely home, excellent friends, nicely paid job, super family and supportive girlfriend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willismaximus Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 I'm a Northern Monkey who moved to these here Yorkshire parts about a year ago........ please don't ask me why as i can't even convince MYSELF it was a good idea. I'm not a millionairre although i do aspire to one day win the lottery (It has to be my turn eventually) I'm not a drug dealer, rapist or murderer. Generally i'm in no way sociopathic...... that's a good thing right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j80leo Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 I can offer a good exchange on women, for camels;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 im english and live in wales {dont ask } got my own business three kids all grown up and married not loaded but manage .oh yeah and a great car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjy Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 I bet there are a few drug dealers on here, doubtfull on rapists and murderers though. I was told it's not rape if you shout suprise, OK!? On a serious note, I'm by no means a millionaire. I work 2 jobs, 1 as a mechanic and the 2nd a Doorman. I have been known, back in the day, to distribute illicit substances to my "friends". Never killed anyone (yet) and I have the nickname "Door Whore". Dunno why!! I've never raped anyone, however I was raped for 4 years by a money grabbing bitch!! I speak my mind and if people don't like my opinion, bollocks! I don't have tourettes - I am just a c*nt! Oh and I am actually blind in my left eye where I got shot in the face. So I'm halfway there to being a "blind" member! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathew Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 i payed for a holiday and had a few quid spare a few years back on the profit made from selling kamagra oral jellies (cheap viagra). does that class as drug dealing? i work as a site manager with a construction firm and also about to graduate from doing a degree in building studies and project management. poker at the moment is providing me with a not so bad second income. im very argumentative. i dont really care about anything. cant take things seriously. i like jaffa cakes. i believe that racsim is over rated. im currently dealing with an addiction (not drugs or alcohol). iv got a quite a few grey hairs despite only being 27. i bumped into my first love a few weeks back when i had an appointment at the gum clinic but somehow ended up in a childrens dental practice where she was a receptionist. thats enough random facts about me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjy Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 i bumped into my first love a few weeks back when i had an appointment at the gum clinic but somehow ended up in a childrens dental practice where she was a receptionist. It's a good job you added that bit! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonT Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 It's a good job you added that bit! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony tt Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 I'm a scotsman living in ipswich and a supervisor on the powerlines. I did dable in mind expanding substances when i was younger but grew out of it not hard drugs though. topgear is the best programme on tv. I love ice-hockey and maybe a bit of a sexual devient so ive been told. I'm not a murderer rapist drug dealer or phsycotic numpty, Although im prone to a little road rage at times but hey who isnt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 I'm a scouser, living in Liverpool. I studied @ Liverpool University, I have a 1:1 (Hons) in Computer Science and Artificial Intelligence. I lived in Hemel Hempstead for 18 months, St Albans for 6 months, Romford for 3 months, Milton Keynes for a year and back to Liverpool. I own my own IT Testing Consultancy, serving in Enterprise-class testing, both functional and non-functional. I have 3 cars. A BMW 535d, an MR2 V6 Turbo and the Supra. I have a long term girlfriend, Ana. I'm overweight, sarcastic and I like to think, quite witty. I've got a lot of acquaintances and few friends. I'm happy on the outside and reflective on the inside. I'm bored ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 I'm happy on the outside and reflective on the inside. I'm bored ... Dude, if I was reflective on the inside, I'd never be bored - I could spend hours shining torches up my arsehole, nostrils & ears. How cool would that be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Dude, if I was reflective on the inside, I'd never be bored - I could spend hours shining torches up my arsehole, nostrils & ears. How cool would that be? A human kaleidoscope! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanGX Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 I am me. Mid twenties. White. 5'10" and got few pounds that need to be shed. Weight not cash! A novice in everything and an expert in nothing. My job involves being a bullshitter and providing "research" for companies. No I am not one of those people who steps in your way and says "sorry, do you have a moment...?" but if that does happen to me, I can say "sorry, Market Research, I'm exempt." Although the mere mortal equivilant of "piss orf!" is equally effective. And probably more satisfying. I still live with my parents. I have a mental chinese girlfriend of 6 years. I'm not a millionnaire. I'm not even a thousandaire....more like a minus thousandaire. I have a clean record but to be fair that is because I simply haven't been caught yet. On the subject of rape, it's only rape if you get caught. Plus, I think surprise sex sounds so much more pleasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 I have a mental chinese girlfriend of 6 years. That is so many shades of wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathew Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 That is so many shades of wrong. he may not be a rapist but paedophilia is just as good as Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 I lived in Hemel Hempstead for 18 months, St Albans for 6 months, Romford for 3 months, Milton Keynes for a year and back to Liverpool. I note with interest that you have moved around quite a bit there sonny Jim. Something to hide? No further questions your honour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 mental as well. The charges just keep adding up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 That is so many shades of wrong. I scan read it as having a Chinese girlfriend with a mental age of 6. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanGX Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Well if there is grass on the wicket, lets play cricket! they also come cheaper by the dozen. But before I am branded the club pedo - she's 28, a little bit crazy and I have been incarcerated for 6 years. I'm too under the thumb to to resist her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 I'm devoted and artistic, Warm and mischievous, Romantic and simplistic, Tall and gregarious. I'm financially frivolous, Older now, greying fast, Some would say too generous, Perhaps my prime has passed, I like marmite and Caerphilly, I used to like landladies bare, Now happily married, slightly silly, I once found a fish in my underwear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 I just snorted a plethora of medicinal-grade barbiturates, and now there are hundreds of terrifying arachnids crawling out of my penis. They all have human lips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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