roboldham Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in. "OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. "Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked. "Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy. "Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 LOL, these jokes are getting better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sakura Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Excellent - the best today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blert596 Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 mummy balloon, Daddy ballon, and baby balloon all going to bed for the night. Anyway baby ballon gets to bed but he's freezin. So he thinks mum and dad are asleep so I'll sneak in with them. So he tries to squeeze in but its a bit tight. So he thinks " Ok I know what to do". He undoes his dads knot and lets a bit of air out. But its still to tight. So he opens his mums knot and lets some of her air out. He's almost in but not quite. So eventually he undoes his own knot and lets some air out. Toasty all night!! Whe he wakes up in the mornin his mum and dad call him down for a chat. "Look son, about last night, were very disappointed in you. In fact....not only have you let me down, youve let your mum down, and most of all you've let yourself down". I'll get me coat.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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