Bill Prawn Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Glad to be drunk A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk." Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?" "Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go." Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboldham Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Last night I was drunk AND crippled fantastic! R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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