penguin Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "£60,000" MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £950,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer 900,000." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!" MAN: "Bye, I love you, too!" The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Haha!!!! Nice one, love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightwave Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Niiiicestyle> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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