adnanshah247 Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Is it true that the most common bike related injury is having your testicals ripped off? Me and my cousin were having this arguement today as he takes everything Jeremy Clarkson says seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathew Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 a bloke down the pub told me this before so it must be true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Seems to me that there is a bit of an obsession with testicles on here at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steady_dave Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Seems to me that there is a bit of an obsession with testicles on here at the moment. It is quite worryingly noticeable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 Seems to me that there is a bit of an obsession with testicles on here at the moment. Lmao! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannoSupra Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Seems to me that there is a bit of an obsession with testicles on here at the moment. Rob, you're talking b*llocks again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Is it true that the most common bike related injury is having your testicals ripped off? Me and my cousin were having this arguement today as he takes everything Jeremy Clarkson says seriously. I would say the most common injury is a Brachial Plexus injury, where the nerves/tendons get damaged in the shoulder. I've seen some horrific plum-shaped dents in petrol tanks, but never met anyone who's had his 'nads ripped off. On the other numb) hand, I know too many bikers with duff arms. There are at least two of us on this forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erol_h Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 my cousin a few years back was on his bmx he took a jump landed on his seat so hard he popped he sack and his balls where coming out. What made me laugh was whilst he was in hospital a nurse came into to have a look pretending she was dealing with him and then walked off. He then found out she just popped in to have a look at his balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Lol, I once ended up in Nobles hospital on the Isle on Man when my shoulder was really bad and I had about 3 nurses come in to take photos of all my piercings. One of 'em wrote me a prescription for some 'curtains - to be drawn twice a day' as she said it looked like I was covered in curtain rings. Still got it somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmer Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 well make that three with "paralised" arms due to high speed impact with your shoulder. and it still smarts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Ick. What happened to you, dude? I had a car u-turn right in front of me 15 years ago- I went through the driver's side window at about 25mph. Paralysed left arm for 2 years or so, then slowly got to where I'm fine below the elbow, but can only lift my arm 90 degrees and bear little weight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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