True story, long and a bit sexually explicit... but funny.

[Chris Wilson]

Many Sydney folk DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney.

The DJs Play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is

called Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married

or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or

she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is

also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for

verification. If their partner answers those same three questions

correctly, they both win a prize.

 

One particular game, however, made Sydney drop to its knees with

laughter and is Possibly the funniest thing I've heard yet. Anyway,

here's how

it all went down:

 

DJ: "Hey! This is ED on Fox FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"

Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have"

DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if

you win. What is your name? First name only please".

Contestant: "Brian"

DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?

Brian: "Yes".

DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?"

Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married"

DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First name only please"

Brian: "Sara"

DJ: "Is Sara at work Brian?"

Brian: "She's gonna kill me"

DJ: "Stay with me here Brian! Is she at work?"

Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work"

DJ: "OK, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"

Brian: "She's gonna kill me"

DJ: "Brian, stay with me here!"

Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning"

DJ: "Atta boy Brian"

Brian: (laughing sheepishly): "Well...."

DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"

Brian: "About 10 minutes"

DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said

that if a trip wasn't at stake"

Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice"

DJ: "OK. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?"

Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well...."

DJ: "This sounds good Brian. Where was it at?"

Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is staying with us

for a couple of weeks..."

DJ: "Uh huh"

Brian: "And the mother in law was in the shower at the time"

DJ: "Atta boy Brian"

Brian: "On the kitchen table"

DJ: "Not that great? That is more adventure than the previous hundred

times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his

wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this"

(3 minutes of commercials follow)

DJ: "OK audience, let's call Sara, shall we?" (touch tones...ringing....)

Clerk: "Kinkos"

DJ: "Hey is Sara around there somewhere?"

Clerk: "This is she"

DJ: "Sara, this is Ed with Fox FM. We are live on the air right now and

I've been talking to Brian for a couple of hours now"

Sara: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"

DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to

give any answers away or you'll lose. Soooooo, do you know the rules of

'Mate Match'?"

Sara: "No"

DJ: "Good!"

Brian: (laughing)

Sara: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"

Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, OK? Be

completely honest"

DJ: "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions Sara. If

your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the

Gold Coast for 5 days on us"

Sara: (laughing) "yes"

DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex Sara?"

Sara: "Oh God, Brian...uh, this morning before Brian went to work"

DJ: "What time?"

Sara: "Around 8 this morning"

DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"

Sara: "12, 15 minutes maybe"

DJ: "Hmmm, that's close enough. I'm sure she is trying to protect his

manhood. We've got one last question Sarah. You are one question away

from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?"

Sara: (laughing) "Yes"

DJ: "Where did you have it?"

Sara: "OH MY GOD BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?"

Brian: "Just tell them honey"

DJ: "What is bothering you so much Sara?"

Sara: "well....."

DJ: "Come on Sara...where did you have it?"

Sara: "Up the arse..."

After a long pause, the DJ said: "Folks, we need a take a station break"

[garetheves]

PMSL. Brilliant. As they say "honesty is the best policy" . Good find Chris.

[gaz1]

brilliant got belly ache from that one still grinning now lol

[Dragonball]

Best laugh in ages!

 

Thanks Chris

[terribleturner]

Very funny, heard it before though. Isn't there a similar thing that happened in America on the Newlywed show (or something similar) where the coupls are asked a question and the one writes it down and the other answers it. Think it was where did you last have sex, and the woman on live tv blurted out in the arse.

[Green Peace]

thats well funny PMSL

[Jake]

Very funny, heard it before though. Isn't there a similar thing that happened in America on the Newlywed show (or something similar) where the coupls are asked a question and the one writes it down and the other answers it. Think it was where did you last have sex, and the woman on live tv blurted out in the arse.

Yeah, you're right James : http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/newlywed.htm

It mentions CW's legend as well.

[supra steveo]

good honest girl, might not want to take her to see the parents after that one though or go to see the inlaws.