Jellybean Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 http://www.closeronline.co.uk/RealLife/Reallifestories/sex-with-car.aspx?dateonline=Monday%2019%20May%202008 I draw the line at a wax and a polish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 He's just following in the footsteps of our very own Ed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRACIE_LOU Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 He's just making it worse by replying in the comments underneath the article. Unless it's a joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJames Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRACIE_LOU Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 it says at the bottom of the page... he wont get... carmydia!! now thats funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Story date: Monday 19 May 2008 Mmm... wonder if it's been discussed already... ah it has! http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=151111 http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=151433 And the TV prog: http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=151994 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifty Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 not so strange - Confucius say "man who stick prick in exhaust pipe of car get hot rod" ..... enough Rich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyotasupra1980 Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 We all love our cars but thats just plain gross, he can stay the fcuk away from my car, unless he wants a kick in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 We all love our cars but thats just plain gross, he can stay the fcuk away from my car, unless he wants a kick in. But if he's got a c*ck the girth of my Nur Spec, I'm keeping well away from him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 He's just following in the footsteps of our very own Ed Oi!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Oi!! Someone has the t-shirt to prove it..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Someone has the t-shirt to prove it..... Funnily enough! Last week I actually ran out of clean white t-shirts to wear and resorted to using that under a shirt. I felt good having Pete so close to my heart all day,.. but slight dirty too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRACIE_LOU Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 hmmm thinking its prob best not too ask? but is curious!! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 I felt good having Pete so close to my heart all day,.. but slight dirty too Was he tucked into your pants too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Funnily enough! Last week I actually ran out of clean white t-shirts to wear and resorted to using that under a shirt. I felt good having Pete so close to my heart all day,.. but slight dirty too Was he tucked into your pants too? That mental image has stained my mind! Eww! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supspower Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 "Shivers" That is just plain wrong!!! I think he must have been dropped on his head while he was a baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 That mental image has stained my pants! Eww! Drop them in the wash basket when you get home and noboby will even know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Drop them in the wash basket when you get home and noboby will even know Nope, I'll just burn them after a short ceremony. Which is what I do usually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 what happens during the ceremony? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_jza80 Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 http://www.sexwithcars.org/ Anyone on here a member? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 what happens during the ceremony? You know, lots of huffing and puffing, a moment of joy, and then I just pass out. Maybe the plastic bag's too tight, but hey ho, it works for me! I then just burn the evidence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 :rlol: hah hah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 If he ever sells it, I wonder if he'd admit to it being f*cked...!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 its impossible to have sex with a car because a car neither has a vagina nor penis. People who use their cars as sex aids however should be treated with humanity and understanding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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