Animal Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 "free mustache rides" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 "Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozz Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous haha! I really like that one. One i've used a few times, Stick your hands in your pockets and bet a girl 50p you can feel their breasts without removing your hands. If they take the bet, feel their breasts then give them 50p. Usually gets a laf, if not a slap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Stick your hands in your pockets and bet a girl 50p you can feel their breasts without removing your hands. If they take the bet, feel their breasts then give them 50p. Usually gets a laf, if not a slap. You've not used that for a while, have you? You've to offer more than ten bob nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra Size Me Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 My fave was "grab your coat love you've pulled" ! and "Alright darlin' fancy a F*!K" !!! (you can't beat confidence in a chat up line, the second one I used on my wife ! have been married almost 9 years I did have the advantage of her friend saying she wanted a piece of me ! literally !) In all seriousness the second one has been used by my friends as well as myself, and although you will get some slaps in the face over the course of the night, after extensive research in younger years, there seems to be at least a 2 in 10 hit ratio where you're guaranteed some action ! (some women out there hate the namby pamby lines about eyes etc and find it slimey and insulting to their intelligence) you're out in the club to get your end away and so are they, so just blinking say it oh and a well timed crafty wink at the end of the line with a nice smile on your face helps with success ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 You can't go wrong with a well-timed, crafty wink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra Size Me Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 You can't go wrong with a well-timed, crafty wink. Amen brother at rock city in nottingham the hit rate was more like 3 or 4 in 10 ! gotta love rock chicks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRACIE_LOU Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Please...please...please tell me none of these actually work! NO!! lol well i would imagine most girls would roll their eyes at you in either pity or disgust lol:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Lynz_ Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 "Feel my shirt, what material do you think it is?" "Cotton??" "No, it's boyfriend material" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jevansio Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 "The word of the day is Legs, let's go back to my place & spread the word" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jevansio Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 *when dancing on a noisy dancfloor say* "Would you like to dance?" "No" "Sorry you missheard me, I said you look fat in those pants" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris2o2 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 "Everyone makes mistakes , can i be one of yours?" "Wanting pumped ?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 "Hi, please talk to me. I'm so lonely" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 "You don't sweat much for a fat lass!" "If you've got any feet, I'll dance with you" "Women are like toilets. Filthy or disabled. Which one are you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 "women are like toilets. Filthy or disabled. Which one are you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 I may not be fred Flintstone but i can sure make you're bed rock (lick finger) place on her top and say let me help you out of those wet clothes (do the come here gesture with you're finger) and say if this one finger can make you come imagine what my whole hand can do say Hi (with a smile) do you fancy a drink? if she say's yes Great i'd have a pint too please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Hi me and my mates are playing pull a pig night and the winner gets £100 How about i give you £50 and we go back to mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_jza80 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 "how pet, get yer rat ooot!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra Size Me Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 "how pet, get yer rat ooot!" do you write sid the sexist for viz ? if not, why not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraTRD83 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 me: do you no the average weight of a polar bear? her: No!!! me: sorry i just thought it might break the Ice always gets a laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 It didn't on page 1... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraTRD83 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 It didn't on page 1... damn, didnt see it, had a twist to it, its how u tell em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RED_ROCKET Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 walk up to the girl of your choice and say babe your eyes are like spanners when i look into them me nuts tighten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 walk up to the girl of your choice and say babe your eyes are like spanners when i look into them me nuts tighten Tell me that did not work on your Tracie bud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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