ellis Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 "Hi, please talk to me. I'm so lonely" Carl S??!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Brilliant. So brilliant in fact I have had it in my sig for 6 months "Does this smell like chloroform to you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RED_ROCKET Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Tell me that did not work on your Tracie bud. not a chance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_jza80 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 do you write sid the sexist for viz ? if not, why not I've been saving it for when I have a night out 'up the tooon' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 "will you stop screaming now please?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Angry Koala Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 There's the old ones of: "Can I smell your pussy?" "No" "Oh it must be your breath then" And; "D'you know how to weigh your breasts?" "No" You then take one in each hand, give them a jiggle and go "Waaaahheeeeeyyyyyyy!!" lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobD Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 "Can you catch? Because theres 2 balls coming your way!" followed by a pelvic thrust and a quagmires "OOO RIGHT, giggady" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_jza80 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 "Can you catch? Because theres 2 balls coming your way!" followed by a pelvic thrust and a quagmires "OOO RIGHT, giggady" Just reminded me of another! (one of Quagmires) Walk upto two ladies, and stand between them. Then say: " Hey ladies, I don't want to come between you. Or do I?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris2o2 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 "will you stop screaming now please?" :innocent: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 "Have you got any leeches for this" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Dublin Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Hot girl walks past you, tap her on the shoulder or grab her hand and say "sorry you just dropped something...." and point to the floor. When she asks what you reply... ... my JAW...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathew Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 'hey i think youve got something in your eye.............my mistake, its just a spakle' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 I like, "Nice legs, what time do they open..??" My mate Craig (squaddie) had a sure fire one with "Show us your gash you dirty slut..!!" I always knew where he was in the night club as you hear his face getting slapped in the distance...... H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty supra Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 aa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steady_dave Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 "Did it hurt?" "did what hurt?" "When you fell from heaven!" or Walk up to a girl, spit on yourself and then spit on her, "Come on, let's get out of these wet clothes" Wouldn't recommend using that one. The best one i've ever heard though was my mate Jack, absolutely tanked in a nightclub called Corporation in Sheffield, walks up to a random girl, spins her round and says "Look i'm not gonna bulls**t you, let's get straight to the point, i'm f**king rich and have a hugh c**K, taxi?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 You can't go wrong with a well-timed, crafty wink. I absolutely can't stand winking....it's soooooo corny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 "will you stop screaming now please?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 I like, "Nice legs, what time do they open..??" That's my favourite T-shirt "Do you have a mirror in your knickers?" "No, why?" "'Cos I can see myself in them." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 I absolutely can't stand winking....it's soooooo corny! What about twitching? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 What about twitching? Like when you're tired? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 I absolutely can't stand winking....it's soooooo corny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Like when you're tired? or after a particularly strong cup of coffee? This could be where I'm going wrong then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 I think you're the exception to the rule Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vvteye Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 ..."do you have Zackerley syndrome?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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