Jellybean Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Anybody have some clean but funny ones for competition in work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Your feet must be sore, as you have been walking round my mind all night. How do you like your eggs in the morning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 It's nearly clean, but I like: "You remind me of a stream of bat's wee - you shine golden when all around is darkness" I'm a true romantic, me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jellybean Posted February 12, 2009 Author Share Posted February 12, 2009 Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns Are your pants from outer space? 'cause your butt is out of this world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Best one i heard my mate to a fit looking chick in a club. "Hi, can i buy you a drink or are you way out of my league" Awesome line. Worst line "Did you know your boyfriend is gay?" *gets slapped* "but he is" *gets slapped again* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jellybean Posted February 12, 2009 Author Share Posted February 12, 2009 My Favourite (Look down) Well it wont suck itself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 I have an 8" tounge and can breath through my ears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitz Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 My Favourite (Look down) Well it wont suck itself Jimmy Carr LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitz Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 One that one of my mates told me a while back, not very good but quite humorous. "Do You know how I know you're sleeping with me tonight?".... "No?!?!?" "Because I'm stronger than you are :sly:" As I say not a good one and I don't recommend using it but was funny when my friend told me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 "Do you want to come back to mine for Sex and Pizza" "No" "whats wrong, dont you like Pizza" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stratty Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Walk up to her and say 'Hi, my name is (your name), you might want to remember it as you will be shouting it out all night..' or Walk up and say 'Hi, my name is Mr Right, I hear you have been looking for me' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannoSupra Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 do you like chocolate? well drop your snickers and il give you a boost :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 would you like some halal sausage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natony Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 a good start is : how much does a polar bear weigh ?? ....i don't know.... no neither do i but it breaks the ice doesn't it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 one that will never ever fail no matter how ugly you are! 'hi sweety, i cant help but notice that your all alone on this dark cold night, i wont be able to sleep thinking whether you got home safe or not, a lot of idiots on the streets as you know, how about i walk you home?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Please...please...please tell me none of these actually work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Please...please...please tell me none of these actually work! What do you think?! If they did, then I'm going out on the town tonight, and I really can't fail while being armed with all these killer lines! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Please...please...please tell me none of these actually work! Only as a distraction whilst a mate sneaks up behind with the chloroform. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 one that will never ever fail no matter how ugly you are! 'hi sweety, i cant help but notice that your all alone on this dark cold night, i wont be able to sleep thinking whether you got home safe or not, a lot of idiots on the streets as you know, how about i walk you home?' That has to be the creepiest one so far. Please...please...please tell me none of these actually work! Hell yeah, it is a nice ice breaker lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamc Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 With a nod how YOU doin? and a smile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Please...please...please tell me none of these actually work! As a first line no...but if you have spoke to them for a couple of seconds, conversation looks like it may be dieing. cracking out 'dont make me use a cheesy chat up line on you.....' always ends up with a laugh and 'give me the best you've got.' Ice broken,laughter all round....everyones happy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? And If you've got nothing on tomorrow night I'd really like to see you Worse: If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiceRocket Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 F**k me if I'm wrong, but haven't I seen you here before?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gracie69 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it. Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead? Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 This face leaves in five minutes . . . . be on it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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