male and female urges

[roboldham]

sorry if a repost:

 

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so

much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I

have never figured out why men think with their head and women with

their heart.

 

FOR EXAMPLE:

 

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

 

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't

feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

 

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

 

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to

hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman

enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to

my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not

what I do for you in the bedroom?"

 

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

 

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with

her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big

unnamed department store.

 

I walked around with her while she tried on several different very

expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her

we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new

clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit.

 

We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of

diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have

thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.

 

I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis

bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw

her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."

 

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

 

Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all

dear, let's go to the cashier."

 

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't

feel like it."

 

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled

"WHAT?"

 

I then said "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.

You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me

to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this

look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me

for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

 

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.

[Guest Sakura]

Don't know if it's a repost or not - but I liked it!

[Digsy]

It is a repost, but well worth seeing again

[mawby]

Nice, but in the wrong section!

[Trigger]

lmao

[Scoboblio]

LOL, brilliant!