Bill Prawn Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?" The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 A poor return. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 A Tyson Styled comeback Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted February 6, 2009 Author Share Posted February 6, 2009 A Tyson Styled comeback You be careful or I'll bite your ear!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 You be careful or I'll bite your ear!!! :)riposte Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 You be careful or I'll bite your ear!!! Ohh keep talking dirty!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted February 6, 2009 Author Share Posted February 6, 2009 Ohh keep talking dirty!! You just couldn't cope with a prawn nibble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 You just couldn't cope with a prawn nibble That's more like it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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