Guest driftkid Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 hello to everybody had my supra 2 months anybody out there with any tips about anything i will be grateful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Budz86 Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 Welcome. Try and be specific about what you want tips on and we'll help out as best we can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 anybody out there with any tips about anything i will be grateful Hope this helps Qw0qncJKNZ8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dr_Doom Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 Hope this helps pmsl!! p.s. & Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jk136 Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 Hope this helps Qw0qncJKNZ8 In response to that video.... Cracked me up!! ILhtB5Om4aI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 Welcome anybody out there with any tips about anything i will be grateful Well, that leaves you open to all sorts of daft replies. Have these, courtesy of Viz. WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red I wine? Drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains. MOTORISTS: When going through a speed camera, flash your lights twice quickly and watch the driver in front hit his brakes when he thinks he's been caught. GAMBLERS: For a new gambling opportunity, try sending £50 to yourself by Royal Mail. EMPLOYERS: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the CVs into the bin. MEN: When listening to your favourite CD, simply turn up the sound to the volume you desire - then turn it down three notches. This saves your wife having to do it. DRIVERS: Avoid getting prosecuted for using your phone while driving. Simply pop your mobile inside a large shell and the police will think you are listening to the sea. BANGING two pistachio nut shells together gives the' impression a very small horse' is approaching. DON'T waste money on j expensive iPods. Simply think D of your favourite tune and I hum it. If you want to "switch I tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead. CINEMAGOERS: Have consideration for pirate DVD viewers by using the toilet before the film starts. DRIVERS: If a car breaks down or stalls in front of you, beep your horn and wave your arms frantically. This should help the car start and send them on their way. PREVENT burglars stealing everything in the house by moving everything into your bedroom when you go to bed. In the morning, move it all back again. CAR THIEVES: Don't be discouraged if nothing is on view. The valuables may be hidden in the glove box or under a seat. RAPPERS: Avoid having to say: "Know what I'm sayin'" all the time by actually speaking clearly in the first place. SHOES last twice as long if only worn every other day. SINGLE MEN: Convince people you have a girlfriend by standing outside Topshop with bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside. EMPLOYEES: Only use the loo at work. Not only will you save money on toilet paper, but you'll also be getting paid. SCROOGES: Save money at Christmas by returning last year's cards to the sender with the simple inscription "Same to you". MICRA DRIVERS: Attach a lighted sparkler to the roof of your car before starting a long journey. You drive the thing like a sodding dodgem car anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 In response to that video.... Cracked me up!! ILhtB5Om4aI That's a good one , Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benyon Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 Welcome, Dont eat yellow snow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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