michael Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 I found this in my desk at work, I bought a trillion of them a million years ago from a happy Chinese man, I don't want it so I thought I'd offer it for sale here. It's the item on the left (and seen stuck to the phone in the pic), a blue sticker with integrated lights, one blue, one red that flash whenever your phone does anything with it's aerial. It flashes just before the phone rings so you can answer it before it makes a noise but it also flashes at random when you move between masts and things, it's truly magical. Will only work on mobile phones on the O2 network (or any networks that use the same frequency) - tested with O2 and T-Mobile, only worked on O2. The packaging suggests it will reduce the radiation that's usually cooking your head and messing your hair up and that "you will have a beautiful flash on your phone". Obviously only the comment about the beautiful flash can be guaranteed. Very bright lights at night, a bit retro and totally trashy. I'm looking for £1,000,000 or offers close to that, may consider swaps for equally amazing items. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamc Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 wine gums? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted January 27, 2009 Author Share Posted January 27, 2009 wine gums? Maynards? Bag or tube? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Is that marc_p using Michael's account? He had something about dazzling, glittery things too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiceRocket Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Surely no-one got those Nokia-type (8310?) phones anymore!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted January 27, 2009 Author Share Posted January 27, 2009 Surely no-one got those Nokia-type (8310?) phones anymore!? Why would it matter if they didn't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 It's tempting, but the poor grammar put me off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 I've got a pelican shaped egg cup I'll swap for it, plus £87,656 my way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blueangel Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 i have a dead spider and a furry maltesa i found behind the fridge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_jza80 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Half a whippet and a badly wrapped kebab? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 I raise you a broken doorbell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted January 27, 2009 Author Share Posted January 27, 2009 Some good offers so far, I'll leave this open for a bit longer though, I'm feeling lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 A genuine(ish) panda's toe nail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Some good offers so far, I'll leave this open for a bit longer though, I'm feeling lucky. And what does lucky think of you doing that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Swap for one red paper-clip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_jza80 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Said whippet portion and lamb slabs, plus a regurgitated worthers original? (About 1/3rd of its original size) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 I have just had a dig around and I've found a designer fawn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 I'll offer you Carl S's head on a plate stuffed with an orange. I know he won't mind. I want the shiny shiny phone sticky things... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Im imtresting. MP me mates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Trade for half a battered sausage (uknown age) And a bunch of old newspapers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted January 28, 2009 Author Share Posted January 28, 2009 So that's it? That's all I have to choose from? Some tempting offers but considering the medical benefit and the "beautiful flash" I was hoping for more I'll give it another 24 hours and then I'll be in touch with one of you lucky people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 I have a packet of Lemsip Max Strength? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 I have a bag of oranges at the ready... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Offcut of Niz's famous carpet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guigsy Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 half a penny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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