Bill Prawn Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 A man was blissfully driving along the highway when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. Chocolate, too. The driver, being a sensitive man - as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colourful bunny was dead. The driver felt guilty and began to cry. A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong. "I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed him. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do?" The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car boot and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead bunny and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal. Miraculously the Easter Bunny came back to life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and chocolate, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on down the road. Fifty yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved, and hopped on down the road another fifty yards, turned around, waved, hopped another fifty yards, turned around, and waved again!!! The man was astonished. He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name is in your spray can?" The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said, "Hair Spray: Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave." HAPPY EASTER TO ALL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 Bill, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 LOL!! Nice one Happy Easter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
250horses Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 superb thanks for that one !!!!!!!!!!!! made my Easter Sunday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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