Al Massey Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.' 'Passenger: 'Frank Who?' Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.' Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.' Cabbie: 'Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy. 'Passenger: 'Sounds like he was something really special. Cabbie: 'There's more... He had a memory like a computer. He could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right.' Passenger. 'Wow, some guy then.' Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too -- he was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.' Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?' Cabbie: 'Well, I never actually met Frank. I just married his f****** widow.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ilicos Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Hilarious!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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steady_dave Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 HAHA, love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Professor Kenny Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Hahah, nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RedM Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Best joke on here since THAT Pope joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ewen Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 A Bill Prawn favorite, vintage Dec 2006. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Funny sh!t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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