Lbm Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on BBC Radio Five medical phone-in programme recently, I have finally found inner peace A Doctor proclaimed that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished, and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a choclits. Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee AR in ned ov inr pis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Please use proper English as requested in the terms and conditions that you agreed to when you joined this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 LOL, at both Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 A lemsip and a w@nk gives your inner calm...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JustGav Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 A lemsip and a w@nk gives your inner calm...... Still your fav? I'm out of a lemsip.. would two w@anks offset the lemsip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted January 15, 2009 Author Share Posted January 15, 2009 Please use proper English as requested in the terms and conditions that you agreed to when you joined this forum. Yor a gd man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden1989 Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on BBC Radio Five medical phone-in programme recently, I have finally found inner peace A Doctor proclaimed that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished, and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a choclits. Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee AR in ned ov inr pis Old but it does work very well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erol_h Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 calm down calm down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Still your fav? I'm out of a lemsip.. would two w@anks offset the lemsip? Never done me any harm..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Still your fav? I'm out of a lemsip.. would two w@anks offset the lemsip? Knock yourself out, can't do any harm;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazboy Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 A lemsip and a w@nk gives your inner calm...... On a related subject, my best mate had a huge cancerous growth taken out of his neck two weeks ago. The doc said to keep his blood pressure down as there isn't a lot of meat between his skin and his carotid artery and the big bad world. His wife has taken this to mean no sex or bj's. I said "but surely laying on your back thinking of England while she does the biz is less likely to ramp up the pressure than being hunched over a laptop while furiously shuffling the knuckles!". She's told him he can't do that either - "bet you bloody are!" - he looks at me like I'm mad and says ofcourse he is, 8 weeks alone & off work ffs. "Does she not see the reasoning behind this?" Apparently not. If you love him poppet, start sucking... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Fo*king grate men! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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