michael Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 One for the Costco massive, AgroLabs Noni Juice - 1L bottles, reduced from ~£9 a go to 97p Apparently it tastes like crap but it's some kind of super magical drink that cures all ills and makes you as strong as a mountain. http://agrolabs.com/naturallynoni.html It's been replaced by an even more awesome 2x version so they are shifting old stock. OK I'll be honest, no bloody idea what it is or what it's supposed to do but when it's got that much of a reduction it has to be purchased... a few times. Caramia from Bastrop.Texas says: "love it, give me lots of energy,make you feel great" And mommio6 reckons: "I've tried several brands of Noni and this has been the best brand so far. I have seen results very quickly." Made from Morinda Citrifolia. Used by Polynesian Islanders for Years for Its Healthful Benefits Where It Is Known As the "Queen of the Health Plants" In the lush magical islands of Polynesia the Noni fruit has been used for thousands of years. The ancient Kahuna considered it their most sacred herb and a healer for every conceivable malady and imbalance. The volcanic rich soil is an ideal environment for the Noni to grow and flourish in and imparts a special energy and vibrancy to the plants. I'll crack it open tomorrow, I expect great things... or snake oil... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Poor Noni's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Why wait until tomorrow..... I want to see the hallucinogenic effects now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noni Utterly unreliable yet compelling reading Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 I never trust Caramia from Bastrop, Texas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Incidentally Mr C, it seems congratulations are in order Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Incidentally Mr C, it seems congratulations are in order Lacking sufficient info Rob Care to spill the beans??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Lacking sufficient info Rob Care to spill the beans??? Ill let Mr Michael do the honours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Why wait until tomorrow..... I want to see the hallucinogenic effects now Ooooh, if it is good, I'll have a case Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caseys Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Ooooh, if it is good, I'll have a case I thought you were on the cough medicine? It's a slippery slope Gav... Next it'll be Calpol. It's not his birthday, nor his mkiv anniversary or some obscene post count, so I'm out of beans ideas Is the Noni juice caffienated? If so count me in.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted January 13, 2009 Author Share Posted January 13, 2009 Incidentally Mr C, it seems congratulations are in order Thanks, the docs confirmed I'm all clear earlier in the week but it wasn't really something I wanted to discuss in public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Thanks, the docs confirmed I'm all clear earlier in the week but it wasn't really something I wanted to discuss in public. That's super, but i meant breaching 26,000 posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted January 13, 2009 Author Share Posted January 13, 2009 That's super, but i meant breaching 26,000 posts Meh, nothing to shout about, just an indication that I need to get a life or work harder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Meh, nothing to shout about, just an indication that I need to get a life or work harder. Dont knock yourself, you will always be my hero Keep reaching for that rainbow *salutes* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_have Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 One for the Costco massive, AgroLabs Noni Juice - 1L bottles, reduced from ~£9 a go to 97p Apparently it tastes like crap but it's some kind of super magical drink that cures all ills and makes you as strong as a mountain. Strong as a mountain? I find Red bull makes me tall as an ox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted January 14, 2009 Author Share Posted January 14, 2009 Strong as a mountain? I find Red bull makes me tall as an ox I think I know where you are coming from here but drop a mountain on a tall ox and see how it copes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted January 14, 2009 Author Share Posted January 14, 2009 Review: "interesting" Tastes like prune juice and strong cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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